it's like dragonball advanced adventure but bad!

the snowager has awakened... something in me

plays like a scholastic book fair smells like

this wasnt blocked on school wifi and it made my hands hurt

really impressed by the amount of dialogue the npcs have that changes whenever minor events happen in the world. it is a lot of extra work that makes the world feel a lot more alive and not full of static npcs

this game stays true to the source material, in that it is full of dumb gags involving women, uninteresting shooting, and a lot of long corridors

the dog taught me about the inevitability of haters

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can't believe klonoa is a fucking isekai

if you put a mermaid statue in a tank it becomes a live mermaid and i just think its neat

game has a section in the credits for boob jiggle physics consultants and it is, as far as i can tell, the only two women on the staff