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the character designs are butt fucking ugly and all the voices sound like nails on a chalkboard and it is just not very fun. go play splatoon instead. also i think i got into a match twice in a row with a former classmate of mine who came out as gay to the whole class on the last day of school only to now be homophobic and had a weird obsession with hitler

CRYING AND SHITTING AND PISSING AND CUMMING. HOLY SHIT. WHAT THE FUCK. GOD FUCKING DAMN. JESUS CHRIST IN HEAVEN SAVE ME.

Caim's journey is much like my own

IT'S FULL MOON AGAIN
CRAZY HOW TIME FLIES 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣

Rogue

1980

WHO THE FUCK IS ROGUE AND WHY DOES EVERYONE LIKE THEM

my unhealthy addiction to this netpage is due to a handler type character in my head telling me that everyone hates me and i should post

Pearl and Marina are lesbians you cannot deny.

love these funky little lesbians. these sappholopods

Splatoon 2 is fine. It's a fun game. Running, gunning, inking, Salmon Run, it's all very fun. The main campaign for Splatoon 2 was... mediocre and short.
Octo Expansion, however, blew my brain out of the back of my skull. It is packed with absolute JAMS, it's fun, it's got an amazing sense of progression, a terrific upgrade system, amazing characters, MORE JAMS, and a truly fucking MAGNIFICENT final scene that had me crying. I didn't play until after Splat 2 had nearly shut down (in preparation for Splatoon 3) so I never got to know Marina and Pearl through their Splatfests and understand how deeply connected they were. Octo Expansion still made me sob. Fucking incredible. Play it whether you like Splatoon 2 or not. Play it after Splatoon 2 goes offline. Play it until the sun burns out. It really is that good.

this game is like one of those fake games you'd see someone in a TV show playing.

I'm so glad we're all in agreement on this.

The hate for open world games is so unserious

So called "I only like immersive mods" gamers when Fred Durst greets them singing "Limp Bizkit's in the house ya'll" with an intentional (?) typo on "y'all".

" the only time a lawyer can cry is when it's all over " and you best believe i did when the credits hit 😭😭😭😭