willestur
2022
The reboot no one asked for but at least managed to deliver some ps2 vibes.
I tried to like the game, the gameplay is simple and enjoyable but the writing....let's say it's too "How do you do fellow kids" for my taste.
If you don't play with classic Kao skin then what's wrong with you?
Don't even know why they even bothered including the corrupted runes when everything is so linear.
Pretty sure that the person who designed Kao's dad is a furry 100%.
I tried to like the game, the gameplay is simple and enjoyable but the writing....let's say it's too "How do you do fellow kids" for my taste.
If you don't play with classic Kao skin then what's wrong with you?
Don't even know why they even bothered including the corrupted runes when everything is so linear.
Pretty sure that the person who designed Kao's dad is a furry 100%.
A new entry in the League/Runeterra lore universe that moves the story forward and that was better than I've expected.
Kinda reminded me of Wizard of Legend with the entire element system but done in a more enjoyable way.
The bosses were pretty cool to fight especially on the hardest difficulty.
Some of the side missions recycle one boss and one or two maps but in the end they don't really diminish the experience.
Some voice acting would have been a nice addition during the dialog scenes.
The story is not as beginner friendly as in The Ruined King (or at least that is my impression) but still it was pretty enjoyable for my friends to watch it even with little to no information about the lore.
Kinda reminded me of Wizard of Legend with the entire element system but done in a more enjoyable way.
The bosses were pretty cool to fight especially on the hardest difficulty.
Some of the side missions recycle one boss and one or two maps but in the end they don't really diminish the experience.
Some voice acting would have been a nice addition during the dialog scenes.
The story is not as beginner friendly as in The Ruined King (or at least that is my impression) but still it was pretty enjoyable for my friends to watch it even with little to no information about the lore.
2023
When you get the hang of the grappling hook the enjoyment skyrockets especially during the climbing challenges.
You are not as rewarded as in other metroidvanias with new powers and most of the other weapons can be missed which is a shame because the rocket jumping is as fun as the grappling hook.
Except the boss fights, the rest of the combat is kinda meh.
There is a pretty ok story if you want to read all of the logs and reach the true ending.
You are not as rewarded as in other metroidvanias with new powers and most of the other weapons can be missed which is a shame because the rocket jumping is as fun as the grappling hook.
Except the boss fights, the rest of the combat is kinda meh.
There is a pretty ok story if you want to read all of the logs and reach the true ending.
The most unfinished finished game made by Kojima.
Somehow Ground Zeroes feels like a better package and with more thought put into it.
Don't eat Miller's burgers.
All I can feel now is just pain.....a phantom pain.
Somehow Ground Zeroes feels like a better package and with more thought put into it.
Don't eat Miller's burgers.
All I can feel now is just pain.....a phantom pain.
2022
To play this with a friend through remote play without any proper communication text or voice using only hand gestures in game is one of the funniest co-op experiences and also a source of frustration when you gotta restart the level because somebody didn't understand the left -> left -> up gesture.
If you didn't enjoy hearing "yume" in Y5 or "Sawa Sensei" in Lost Judgment oh boy I hope "Sakamoto Ryoma" will change your mind cause you're gonna go mad if not.
Imagine playing brawler or gunner style. You gotta be fun at parties.
Some of the cast changes were questionable.
The story started pretty strong and then the middle happened but the last 3-4 chapters (except the ending) managed to catch my attention again.
We need more Mine in our life.
Has one of the most disappointing Amon fights in the franchise.
Imagine playing brawler or gunner style. You gotta be fun at parties.
Some of the cast changes were questionable.
The story started pretty strong and then the middle happened but the last 3-4 chapters (except the ending) managed to catch my attention again.
We need more Mine in our life.
Has one of the most disappointing Amon fights in the franchise.
2009
It's scientifically impossible to not find the hot English teacher with magic powers hot.
The very definition of a slay queen.
Cool and stylish hack and slash but kinda overrated.
Notes from girlfriend:
-Luca's hotter than Rodin
-I don't understand what's happening on the screen, the camera is too shitty
-Everything is random but I don't mind it
-Why does she wear her hair as clothing ?
The very definition of a slay queen.
Cool and stylish hack and slash but kinda overrated.
Notes from girlfriend:
-Luca's hotter than Rodin
-I don't understand what's happening on the screen, the camera is too shitty
-Everything is random but I don't mind it
-Why does she wear her hair as clothing ?
Played Crash for the first time and all I can say is that the 90's were wild.
Am I sane or n. sane after 100% every game? YES
Another piece of media that didn't manage to make me a furry.
Crash 1 is one of the tightest designed platformers out there but unfortunately is dragged down by 2 and 3.
Am I sane or n. sane after 100% every game? YES
Another piece of media that didn't manage to make me a furry.
Crash 1 is one of the tightest designed platformers out there but unfortunately is dragged down by 2 and 3.
Somehow Kojima managed to make one of the most cathartic and homoerotic final boss battles in video game history.
Men will literally save the world instead of going to a retirement home.
It's normal for a couple of "best friends" to raise a child together.
Microwaves go brrrr.
Men will literally save the world instead of going to a retirement home.
It's normal for a couple of "best friends" to raise a child together.
Microwaves go brrrr.
2019
Horsing around am I right?
Cute chess inspired puzzle game.
Level 100 is the best by far.
Cute chess inspired puzzle game.
Level 100 is the best by far.
2017
Is even worth it to beat a dead horse ?
Pretty sure that Eggman just wants to fuck that hedgehogussy.
Modern Sonic levels are ok-ish.
Don't know how they managed to make classic Sonic bad but they did it.
Unfortunately, there is no sloppy kiss between Sonic and OC or big furry gay orgy.
Pretty sure that Eggman just wants to fuck that hedgehogussy.
Modern Sonic levels are ok-ish.
Don't know how they managed to make classic Sonic bad but they did it.
Unfortunately, there is no sloppy kiss between Sonic and OC or big furry gay orgy.
So anyway, I started blasting.
Finally, a game where I can kill my enemy because of chess.
Cool idea but the game is a little funky with its logic.
Chess but with RNG.
Finally, a game where I can kill my enemy because of chess.
Cool idea but the game is a little funky with its logic.
Chess but with RNG.
2022
Most of the weapons besides the blade, skull and revolvers break the flow of the rhythm imo.
Cool metal album that comes with a game.
Yes, I like demon ladies. How did you know?
Cool metal album that comes with a game.
Yes, I like demon ladies. How did you know?
2021
The weird child of Pony Island, Slay the Spire, Pokemon TCG, DDLC and horror genre.
Did you try don't know be good and draw exactly what you need ?
Because I'm a second rate duelist with a third rate deck, in the second part I've used the bones deck.
Unfortunately the first part is so good that the rest of the game feels lackluster.
Did you try don't know be good and draw exactly what you need ?
Because I'm a second rate duelist with a third rate deck, in the second part I've used the bones deck.
Unfortunately the first part is so good that the rest of the game feels lackluster.
2024
I write this review after playing the demo for 1h so in the future I might add a full release section opinions.
Cute and fun game if you are in need of something arcadey in your life.
Controls are kinda floaty but its ok for now.
Most fun combo for me is parrot-swimming ring-speed glider.
The gold bots are fucking monsters.
Cute and fun game if you are in need of something arcadey in your life.
Controls are kinda floaty but its ok for now.
Most fun combo for me is parrot-swimming ring-speed glider.
The gold bots are fucking monsters.