Nice "Valid Critique" Dipshit, Now Watch This

You ever have games you gel with so well that even if you hear an interesting criticisn, it simply doesn't apply to how you experience them? I dunno I think it's neat

Ordered by how much it feels like im wallpapering over blatant issues

Sonic the Hedgehog 2
Sonic the Hedgehog 2
Hmm okay yeah i guess that badnik shouldnt be there i suppose, i say, having a blast blazing through this game in under two hours
Fire Emblem: Genealogy of the Holy War
Fire Emblem: Genealogy of the Holy War
I dont even know man this game just clicked instantly.
Thats not even mentioning it has riddell. How can you hate a game with riddell?
My World, My Way
My World, My Way
This game fucking sucks. Also, it's the greatest game ever made.
Mega Man & Bass
Mega Man & Bass
To the Joker, an often unfair and frustrating Megaman game is just another Megaman game.
Pokémon Blue Version
Pokémon Blue Version
I still respect the hustle and it's really fun to embrace the madness.
Honestly this gen is like, in my upper half ranking wise.
Fire Emblem: New Mystery of the Emblem
Fire Emblem: New Mystery of the Emblem
Inject that lunatic reverse into my veins, thank you

Also Jagen still says the thing y'all need to calm the hell down 😭
Fire Emblem: Shadow Dragon and the Blade of Light
Fire Emblem: Shadow Dragon and the Blade of Light
Im beginning to think this fire emblem stuff is the video game equivalent of the abyss staring back
Metroid II: Return of Samus
Metroid II: Return of Samus
just kidding i lied this game is perfect fuck you
Umihara Kawase
Umihara Kawase
trust me bro its good dont mind the infinite enemy spawns its fine
Mario Sports Mix
Mario Sports Mix
The devil shivers when a nice guy hears you shittalk the specific mediocre Mario spinoff he grew up with
Recettear: An Item Shop's Tale
Recettear: An Item Shop's Tale
Pretty small scope and kind of an empty void story wise, but really makes you feel like an anime girl with crippling debt.
Paper Mario: The Origami King
Paper Mario: The Origami King
Saved my soul from a lifetime of being a TTYD fan (derogatory)

also i like the combat
Trials of Mana
Trials of Mana
"This game's the cringiest shit of all time"
Ok, and?
Rakuen
Rakuen
I talked with a bunch of people who really couldn't stand this at all, but I haven't really played too many RPGMaker games so I was still impressed. Plus it has a bear named Tony 10/10 (or 8/10 actually)
Iconoclasts
Iconoclasts
Sometimes I feel like this game is just the perfect blend of "fine", but then I remember that I don't actually care.
Gurumin: A Monstrous Adventure
Gurumin: A Monstrous Adventure
Honestly, this might be the breaking point where I don't feel like defending the mid ever just because you play as a certified scrunkly
Fire Emblem Gaiden
Fire Emblem Gaiden
Nah false alarm, if you see me gas up this one it's just to trick more people into playing it.

Probably still better than echoes tho

2 Comments


11 months ago

Only like 5% related to the list, but I also feel a ton of people gloss over the context of how gen 1 Pokemon was an obvious passion project from a small team that almost bankrupted themselves over it. Like even if you didn't grow up with the games and live through the initial Poke Madness, I think that's very endearing by itself to play a game prior to it becoming the merchandising giant it is now, along with getting that much out of a system that by all accounts was almost-dead before it's release single-handedly revitalized it's popularity.

11 months ago

Mid is always acceptable if it stars a skrumbunkulus bacrunkulus


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