If HAL were real they would've lived up to the title and made it so Kirby is the only living entity in the game.

Hell is taking your turn while three people all swing their wiimotes around like animals in order to trigger the 3 second long taunt audio clip of toad talking about how cool he is.

2021

I learned a lot about Australia from this game, like how cassowaries are vicious, blood-thirsty demons who would not hesitate to hunt humans for sport given the chance, among other things.

Fun Drinking Game if you want to Die: Take a shot every time Phoenix slams his desk.

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I'm going to throw the bucket down the stairs.

Proof that I can still like a game even if I am absolute poopa stinka at playing it.

Tried Normal a bunch and lost so I beat it on easy to feel better about myself. Will continually return to this one when the opportunity arises to try and beat Normal.

No, in fact, I think I will have an awful death, thank you very much.

To me, it's the video game equivalent of a Fidget Spinner.

It's amazing to mess around with while doing other things, especially while talking to people, but I have no interest in playing it on its own.

"For real!?" ~Everyone, Everywhere, Every 10 Seconds

Holocured me of my crippling depression.

I feel like it's almost understated in reviews that this is quite a hard video game. Maybe I'm just a peepee baby but some levels made me want to do heinous things to the destructible objects in my room.

Still a ton of fun but I need to play a walking simulator after this.

This is the funniest game ever made.

My favorite is starting a co-op game, immediately throw rope, throw partner, throw bomb, jump into bomb with partner immediately ending the run.

Works every time

It may have taken me and my friends 999 years to beat this fucking game but at the end of the day, it's still a 9 out of 10.

2021

Wow this one was pretty unpleasant for me.

The visuals made me very nauseous after only 45 minutes, the puzzles ranged from obtuse to non-existant, and overall this was a game with no focus or direction which developed into moments of "random for random's sake" scenarios and shitty jump scare events to add a creepy edge to the experience.

This is not for me.