Bugmanguy
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2012
I think there should be a feature in this game where, if you attempt to skip any of the cut scenes where you feed the animals, 15,000 volts of electricity is funneled directly out of the controller, upon which the cut scene will immediately restart.
Not a single star given for the graphics this game is so ugly it's actually impressive.
Game Freak got really lucky the rest of the game is as good as it is.
Game Freak got really lucky the rest of the game is as good as it is.
2022
My thoughts about this game exceed any word limit that could possibly exist, so to avoid a Ten Million Paragraph Andy, I'll just leave it at this:
Sonic Frontiers is a dumpster fire, and several parts of this game made me bleed out the eyeballs, but everything this game does right felt like it was designed specifically to extract as much positive emotion as possible from me, and whether any of you will feel the same is something that will only be decided upon playing the game.
Sonic Frontiers is a dumpster fire, and several parts of this game made me bleed out the eyeballs, but everything this game does right felt like it was designed specifically to extract as much positive emotion as possible from me, and whether any of you will feel the same is something that will only be decided upon playing the game.
2019
"For real!?" ~Everyone, Everywhere, Every 10 Seconds
Fun Drinking Game if you want to Die: Take a shot every time Phoenix slams his desk.
The people responsible for this game also made Mario Party 9 and 10.
A classic case of "Be careful who you make fun of in middle school".
A classic case of "Be careful who you make fun of in middle school".
I love how much the judge clearly hates Phoenix. Like we could have fifteen murder weapons all with the real culprits fingerprints alongside a full confession from the murderer while they're foaming from the mouth on the stand but because we didn't explain a motive for our defendant the judge is just like, "Sorry there's no proof, guilty, throw 'em in the chair".
2017
I played as a Gay Fridge summoning Shenron with the Dragon Balls on top of a Gamecube.
This might be the best thing that ever happened, really brings me back to the MUGEN days.
This might be the best thing that ever happened, really brings me back to the MUGEN days.
2023
If you went into this as your first Pikmin game, your mind would implode from the technical achievement that is this game's flow of mechanics, insane quality-of-life inclusions, and an air of convenience that lasts the entire play-through.
If you have played the previous Pikmin games, you may notice some cracks lying in wait, some of which are downright baffling. It's amazing that this entry looks worse than the previous installment in the series that released ten years ago. Every character is an affront to god with some of the worst designs and dialogue I have ever seen, and don't even, DO NOT EVEN get me started on the plot.
But who cares. Piklopedia. L + Ratio.
If you have played the previous Pikmin games, you may notice some cracks lying in wait, some of which are downright baffling. It's amazing that this entry looks worse than the previous installment in the series that released ten years ago. Every character is an affront to god with some of the worst designs and dialogue I have ever seen, and don't even, DO NOT EVEN get me started on the plot.
But who cares. Piklopedia. L + Ratio.
2008
I appreciate any game that demands I fill out full pages of notes and use phone screenshots for its puzzles.
Combat is super wonky but that's what the "Play The Game For Me" button is for, so I was able to not let it get in the way.
Combat is super wonky but that's what the "Play The Game For Me" button is for, so I was able to not let it get in the way.
If HAL were real they would've lived up to the title and made it so Kirby is the only living entity in the game.
2023
I can't believe this glorified sleep app has more tutorials and mechanics than a mainline Pokemon game.
It's very frustrating that every night I have to sit through fifty pages of dialogue and explanations at about 10 frames per second when all I want to do is go to sleep it's 5 in the morning please I'm so tired-
It's very frustrating that every night I have to sit through fifty pages of dialogue and explanations at about 10 frames per second when all I want to do is go to sleep it's 5 in the morning please I'm so tired-
2022
This game fucking sucks.
2023
At this point I'm convinced that someone could release a Pikmin 2 mod that just shows a PNG of Louie getting kicked in the balls for two hours uninterrupted and I would probably still give it at least four stars.
2021
It didn't take three or more, and it didn't take one or less, so this title can retain it's accuracy.