Proof that I can still like a game even if I am absolute poopa stinka at playing it.

Tried Normal a bunch and lost so I beat it on easy to feel better about myself. Will continually return to this one when the opportunity arises to try and beat Normal.

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I'm going to throw the bucket down the stairs.

When this game is released, I will erect a shrine in Jett Dawson's name and pray to it before every play session.

Hell is taking your turn while three people all swing their wiimotes around like animals in order to trigger the 3 second long taunt audio clip of toad talking about how cool he is.

Can't wait for Danganronpa XYZ4 where a blackened kills someone with a banana peel.

Holocured me of my crippling depression.

It may have taken me and my friends 999 years to beat this fucking game but at the end of the day, it's still a 9 out of 10.

2021

Wow this one was pretty unpleasant for me.

The visuals made me very nauseous after only 45 minutes, the puzzles ranged from obtuse to non-existant, and overall this was a game with no focus or direction which developed into moments of "random for random's sake" scenarios and shitty jump scare events to add a creepy edge to the experience.

This is not for me.

This used to be my favorite, what the fuck was I smoking?

To me, it's the video game equivalent of a Fidget Spinner.

It's amazing to mess around with while doing other things, especially while talking to people, but I have no interest in playing it on its own.

No, in fact, I think I will have an awful death, thank you very much.

Job Job is incredibly funny and Poll Mine is a type of game I really want to see more of in the future.

The murder game is fun, if a little dense, and often times you can get answers right but not for the right reasons.

The wheel game is slow and drawn out but not atrocious, and Drawful Animate is eclipsed completely by Gartic Phone and feels pointless by comparison.

2021

I learned a lot about Australia from this game, like how cassowaries are vicious, blood-thirsty demons who would not hesitate to hunt humans for sport given the chance, among other things.

This is the funniest game ever made.

My favorite is starting a co-op game, immediately throw rope, throw partner, throw bomb, jump into bomb with partner immediately ending the run.

Works every time