Things I hate about games I love

Or games I just have a positive opinion on I guess

Persona 5 Royal
Persona 5 Royal
The entirety of the fifth dungeon

Ann's treatment, especially seeing as the first dungeon rightfully portrays a lot of it as awful.

Morgana in general, I could see this being a personal top 10 for me if he was scaled back (or better yet, removed entirely)

That one scene where everyone beats up Ryuji
Shin Megami Tensei: Devil Survivor Overclocked
Shin Megami Tensei: Devil Survivor Overclocked
Beldr

How grindy the 7th day gets
Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic
Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic
That one move every major sith gets at some point that deals a ton of damage to your party, heals half their health, and they can use seemingly endlessly. Fuck that move.
Portal
Portal
I swear every momentum based puzzle had me redoing it a bunch after I barely missed jumping into a portal
Portal 2
Portal 2
Seemed to have fixed the small portal issue I had but the gels brought my problems right back
Super Smash Bros. Ultimate
Super Smash Bros. Ultimate
Added Sora and by extension convinced me playing Kingdom Hearts was a good idea
Wario Land 4
Wario Land 4
The bosses. Just in general, all ass
Pokémon Go
Pokémon Go
That one 'ten curveball throws in a row' mission I beat that shit like last week fuck you Niantic
Street Fighter Alpha 3
Street Fighter Alpha 3
Not including a comically racist depiction of an Irish person

This one applies to the whole series
Mega Man 2
Mega Man 2
Like all the Wily levels
Sonic Rush
Sonic Rush
Act 7's anti gravity shit
Xenoblade Chronicles 3
Xenoblade Chronicles 3
How easy it is to overlevel yourself, and making job levels harder to get by extension
Shin Megami Tensei IV
Shin Megami Tensei IV
Dungeon design in general is fairly lackluster
Cuphead
Cuphead
Fuck Dr. Kahl all my homies hate Dr. Kahl
One Piece: Pirate Warriors 4
One Piece: Pirate Warriors 4
Garp and Kuma not being base roster characters despite both being in PW3 and having models and movesets in this game

Granted we do now have Garp but my point still stands
Scott Pilgrim vs. the World: The Game
Scott Pilgrim vs. the World: The Game
LEARN WHAT A FUCKING GUARD BREAK IS UBISOFT
NEO: The World Ends with You
NEO: The World Ends with You
The chameleon enemies
Fire Emblem: Three Houses
Fire Emblem: Three Houses
Byleth, as their presence automatically makes one side right in what is supposed to be a game about a morally grey conflict
No More Heroes
No More Heroes
The open world in general is annoying to traverse and adds nothing substantial to the gameplay
MultiVersus
MultiVersus
Iron Giant. Shout-out to that one time I went up against two Iron Giants on the Adventure Time stage and lost to them spamming ground pounds.

(please IG less fucking stupid Warner I'm begging)
Jump Ultimate Stars
Jump Ultimate Stars
I unlocked everything legit

Do not attempt this
Pokémon White Version
Pokémon White Version
Chargestone Cave
Genshin Impact
Genshin Impact
haha made you look

fuck this game

9 Comments


26 days ago

THE SMASH ONE HAHHAHAHAHHA

26 days ago

Hit the nail on the head with Xenoblade Chronicles 3

20 days ago

It took me so long to realize you had to walk on the blue gel and then jump while you're in the middle of it rather than jump onto the blue gel like a trampoline. (portal 2)

20 days ago

For the Pokémon Go one, did you have trouble woth throwing curve balls? Cause honestly I got so used to those that throwing them regularly is what was hard for me.

20 days ago

How could anybody hate the bosses in Wario Land 4 ? That giant eggplant baby was cool as heck.

20 days ago

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19 days ago

Ahhhh I forgot about those freaking chameleon enemies is NEO.... The worst...

19 days ago

I'm surprised that you don't hate how slow the combat is on Overclocked. Great list

19 days ago

The chameleons... What a fuckn nightmare


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