DestroyerOfMid
2024
Gonna be Tekken a piss on this game’s disc
Game for people who still find Family Guy bits edgy
2004
Look at this SJW soyboy they put on the cover lmao
2021
The most complete feeling game Atlus has ever made
I was going to give this a 10/10 for some top tier old man yaoi but apparently, it’s not actually old man yaoi and is instead just an old man Russian taunt????? Fuck that shit
Fuck greedy fangame makers who think they can just steal Nintendo’s property like that
Tried to give this game another chance since I felt maybe I was too hard on it but no, it’s even worse. It is glitchy to the point of being unplayable with Link being barely controllable, areas not loading correctly, and a statue from later in the game randomly showing up everywhere and blocking the way. Appalled at Nintendo for releasing a game in this state.
2007
Worst Mario platformer because I ain’t trying to play my games with that little controller that looks like a dildo
1999
I don’t get it? The town is making him stupid?
2024
Game’s probably okay idfk but it gets 5 stars for its legacy: an extremely funny wave of Starship Troopers discourse
2023
I opened up trending and gave a half star to one of the first games I saw
You may now laugh
You may now laugh
Erases representation for the most oppressed minority: left handed people
This is what the Grinch was trying to prevent
2007
Discord gifs are the most reliable source of games critique
2018
In the long time I’ve spent running this account, I’ve grown both as a reviewer and as a person. And it’s become increasingly apparent that I need to apologize for a long streak of immature behavior regarding this particular series.
I’m sorry for giving Megaman games half star ratings over something as petty as not including Dr. Light x Dr. Wily yaoi.
It’s childish, it’s messing with the average review score, and above all else, it’s a really superficial way to look at art. I still do not like most of the games in this series but I promise to offer more substantial critique in the future. As a show of good faith, below is my honest review of Megaman 11:
This game fucking sucks because it doesn’t have Dr. Light x Dr. Wily yuri. Keiji Inafune should take his stupid fucking NFTs and shove them up his ass.
I’m sorry for giving Megaman games half star ratings over something as petty as not including Dr. Light x Dr. Wily yaoi.
It’s childish, it’s messing with the average review score, and above all else, it’s a really superficial way to look at art. I still do not like most of the games in this series but I promise to offer more substantial critique in the future. As a show of good faith, below is my honest review of Megaman 11:
This game fucking sucks because it doesn’t have Dr. Light x Dr. Wily yuri. Keiji Inafune should take his stupid fucking NFTs and shove them up his ass.