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I only play with a group of friends and while it's a meme to hate on, it can actually be pretty fun.

You'll get your review when you FIX THIS DAMN GAME!

Jump like piss.
Fall like poop.

I've completed this game some years ago (before the DLCs), it has good missions, good customization content, and the chance to have an aquatic park and a glacial park with other extinct animals besides dinosaurs is a fascinating idea. The tournament mode is pretty cool and it's worth participating in a battle every now and then. The downside -as always in mobile games- are the microtransactions. Good game overall.

sigh... i wish for every person involved in fnaf community to try to be a reasonable and understanding person

If the base Resident Evil 7 is Angel Heart, then this is Hobo with a Shotgun - guffaw as you eat worms, chuck spears at gators, have bare-knuckle boxing matches with swamp creatures, and 'splode through rows of enemy heads with an electronic Iron Man fist attachment. A totally unpretentious crowd-pleaser of an expansion, think Barry's sections in Resident Evil: Revelations 2 if they were good. Like Not A Hero the combat here has been completely overhauled from the base game, much more methodical this time around - very tight windows of opportunity that don't leave much room for error. Joe Baker as a protagonist is a gift that keeps on giving, I want more of him! While this is all very productively hokey, it still retains the base's bleak themes of civilian minds being betrayed by corporate recklessness - your life will be upended in a curdled attempt to stop other 'more important' lives from being upended, so pure that your body even rots differently. Simultaneously a meat tenderizer to the brain and a twinkle of hope in the fungal cesspool. Biggest flaw is how short it is, and level design leaves something to be desired.

The jokes gave me violent seizures that left me frothing at the mouth, definitely could learn some lessons from comedic greats like Gex.

Cool concept, just not very fun