Dongledood
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Minecraft
2011
A creeper blew up my home fuck this game lol, Im gonna to taco bell need some tacos
if you hate the ending you're a coward
did they use the same resources and engine as yanderedev
MultiVersus
2024
Big congratulations to Multiversus for violating the concept of zero-point energy by taking the slowest fucking thing that could possibly exist and somehow making it even slower.
MultiVersus
2024
The most important aspect of any platform fighter is that it should feel good to navigate around platforms.
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MultiVersus
2024
This review was written before the game released
fuck capitalism. crusty-ass, lazy boomer game riddled with ugly presentation problems, a baffling cast of characters made for no one at all, and some cartoonishly evil amounts of monetization and microtransactions. multiversus was already bad for slapping an unfunny shaggy meme front and center in its marketing; the fact that it's a boring and janky smash clone riddled with zany Onceler-meets-Mr.-Krabs capitalism ("""free""" to play my ass) is just the nail in the dead meme coffin.
STOP HIDING ENTIRE ROSTERS BEHIND PAYWALLS HOLY SHIT
STOP HIDING ENTIRE ROSTERS BEHIND PAYWALLS HOLY SHIT
Braid
2008
There ain’t no point to the game bra, all you do is walk around jumping on shit 😭
Bro released the game a second time 😭😭😭 still ain’t no point to the game, all you do is jump on shit 😭😭😭
Hi-Fi Rush
2023
WHAT THE FUCK MICROSOFT?? Actually fuck microsoft for that
Stellar Blade
2024
I have no clue if this is still the last bastion of our culture war or if it’s too woke now so I’m giving it a 5/10 to average those two possibilities out
Arms
2017
you could've added Doomguy to Smash but nooooo we needed Min Min
Wanted: Dead
2023
"Damn I wish they still made rough janky action games that got critically eviscerated like the PS2 days. No no not like that it's too rough and janky, and look at those reviews it's being critically eviscerated"
Neon White
2022
some dude who's favorite game is a JRPG with a 20 minute skit about accidentally groping a girl: "the writing is pretty cringe"
Ten chances to add Geno and all ten of them wasted on lame ass anime characters
Okay, this confirms I’m not crazy. Star Allies really is just bad.