Anne Bonny take me now

Kassandra is so hot.

Elizabeth Comstock. We could just stay in that little tower of her's and read all the time.

I think Eileen needs a break. I'd treat her right. I also wanna run away with the Plain Doll and live a nice quiet life far away from Gehrman.

Lady Maria my beloved <3

Get the Fire Keeper outta there

I'd treat the Huntress right. I don't care that she's a cannibal.

I'm sure there's a cottage in the stars Ranni and I could go to. Malenia would treat me right.

I'd treat Aerith better than Zack or Cloud ever could

Artemis is the goddess of cottage core lesbians

I'm pretty sure Huntress's route is just being cottage core lesbians

I like to imagine me being there for Aloy to relax with after she has a long day of hunting

All of these characters are so gay. Except Adler he can suck an egg

Cottage core lesbianism is the plot of this game far as I'm concerned

Velvet would treat me right, even though I don't want her to

I'd like to live with Alice. It'd be peaceful

How come Rex gets to live in a nice house with three baddies and I don't (it's because I'm making this list rather than talking to girls)