I'm sure there's a cottage in the stars Ranni and I could go to. Malenia would treat me right.

Artemis is the goddess of cottage core lesbians

Cottage core lesbianism is the plot of this game far as I'm concerned

Get the Fire Keeper outta there

Elizabeth Comstock. We could just stay in that little tower of her's and read all the time.

I think Eileen needs a break. I'd treat her right. I also wanna run away with the Plain Doll and live a nice quiet life far away from Gehrman.

Anne Bonny take me now

I'd treat Aerith better than Zack or Cloud ever could

I'd treat the Huntress right. I don't care that she's a cannibal.

Kassandra is so hot.

How come Rex gets to live in a nice house with three baddies and I don't (it's because I'm making this list rather than talking to girls)

Lady Maria my beloved <3

All of these characters are so gay. Except Adler he can suck an egg

I like to imagine me being there for Aloy to relax with after she has a long day of hunting

Velvet would treat me right, even though I don't want her to

I'd like to live with Alice. It'd be peaceful

I'm pretty sure Huntress's route is just being cottage core lesbians