Lady Maria my beloved <3

I think Eileen needs a break. I'd treat her right. I also wanna run away with the Plain Doll and live a nice quiet life far away from Gehrman.

I'm sure there's a cottage in the stars Ranni and I could go to. Malenia would treat me right.

I'd like to live with Alice. It'd be peaceful

Artemis is the goddess of cottage core lesbians

Get the Fire Keeper outta there

All of these characters are so gay. Except Adler he can suck an egg

Cottage core lesbianism is the plot of this game far as I'm concerned

I'd treat Aerith better than Zack or Cloud ever could

How come Rex gets to live in a nice house with three baddies and I don't (it's because I'm making this list rather than talking to girls)

Anne Bonny take me now

I like to imagine me being there for Aloy to relax with after she has a long day of hunting

Velvet would treat me right, even though I don't want her to

Elizabeth Comstock. We could just stay in that little tower of her's and read all the time.

Kassandra is so hot.

I'm pretty sure Huntress's route is just being cottage core lesbians

I'd treat the Huntress right. I don't care that she's a cannibal.