How come Rex gets to live in a nice house with three baddies and I don't (it's because I'm making this list rather than talking to girls)

I'd like to live with Alice. It'd be peaceful

Velvet would treat me right, even though I don't want her to

Cottage core lesbianism is the plot of this game far as I'm concerned

All of these characters are so gay. Except Adler he can suck an egg

I like to imagine me being there for Aloy to relax with after she has a long day of hunting

I'm pretty sure Huntress's route is just being cottage core lesbians

Artemis is the goddess of cottage core lesbians

I'd treat Aerith better than Zack or Cloud ever could

I'm sure there's a cottage in the stars Ranni and I could go to. Malenia would treat me right.

I'd treat the Huntress right. I don't care that she's a cannibal.

Get the Fire Keeper outta there

Lady Maria my beloved <3

I think Eileen needs a break. I'd treat her right. I also wanna run away with the Plain Doll and live a nice quiet life far away from Gehrman.

Elizabeth Comstock. We could just stay in that little tower of her's and read all the time.

Kassandra is so hot.

Anne Bonny take me now