CRY YOU MISERABLE WRETCH!

Still more accurate than an Alabama textbook

Alyx is jesus?

You like riddles?

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The first wii game I played that had a story

You already know

Aperture science thanks you for reading this note

My gambling addiction thanks you

What did you expect to happen?

This game is bad, but I like it ok!

Everything a remake should be

Not the best, but the most nostalgic

Space Britain simulator

I LIKE PICROSS OK!?

Academia simulator

:^)

I like picross ok?

Do I really need to explain this one?

Literally speechless