This is the single most unfinished game i have played in my entire life, but I loved it. I have finished all the career in 1st place and got a platinum in this game, which says something.

With all its flaws, I have to say that bike mechanics are marvelous, it is a joy to ride in this game, you feel in the moment. It challenges you on harder tracks to remember a better line, to feel how far should you jump and how hard you hit the ground. Loved the tricks you can do, although most of them are janky.

Now to the fun part, the negatives:
1. Everything I said about bikes is not as much applied to ATVs, but UTVs are absolute trash, these are just bouncy boxes with no weight, no steering at speed (at all, also the handbrake doesn't help) and even AI can't drive these things (I always lapped these idiots).
2. Speaking of ai, to be fair, they get the job done (except in UTV), but HOLYYY they either slow as shit or kick up the rubberbanding (even if they are in front of you) and launch to space from a tiny bump, which makes levels where you go straight pure luck, especially if you are going for the 1st place. These dudes will also not hesitate to ruin you life by hitting each other causing traffic jams or straight up kamikazeing into you. Because they don't abide to the laws of physics, it is straight up (almost) impossible to get the first place on some levels, as these mf absolutely fly in sections where you for example struggle for grip.
3. The music is trash. There are approximately 5 songs which are bad. One of the jams is no joke called "Garage UI music_V1" 💀. So I just used a phonk playlist on Spotify which was perfect for this game.
4. It gets really repetitive sometimes since you have to play the same exact tracks multiple times, even in the same class.
5. On bikes the dude seems to fall of for no reason whenever you land on anything other than a downward slope. I understand that that's fair for high jumps, but sometimes you just die for no reason.

Right from the get go it's hard not to fall right into place for the adventure in Ravenlok. I would say this the best-looking voxel game ever created, and the lightining goes a long way in helping it. You feel ready for an epic journey, the music is inviting, the game even has you go get yourself a sword and shield, slowly buidling things up.

Then you get to a fight and realize that's all it's gonna be. There's barely any depth to those mechanics, having only a single normal attack and a shield that doesn't seem to be useful at all. You eventually get 4 special abilities, each having their own cooldown and they do make the game more fun, but not more interesting.

The story is as shallow as it can get. To be honest, I was expecting it to be deeper, more grandiose, even maybe a darker take on the classic Alice stories. The dialogues are very basic, there's little of getting to know anyone or even yourself. I didn't find this to be very bad, anyway, it felt like a fairy tale, a fairy tale that played it too safe.

The missions are also instinctively simple. Exactly what you would expect, and everything is near where you need them. Except for some puzzles and some objects that were somewhat difficult to find, there's little complexity to be found.

Still, I found the world and overall structure of the game to be evocative, delightful and kind of exactly what it needed to be. Each area was a pleasure to explore and discover, though everything felt small when looking at the big picture. And the music has no faults at all, you could even dislike the graphics to some degree, but the music is as outstanding as the art direction is.

I encountered some errors, however, which is a shame. After buying some bombs, my character clipped through the floor and was leaning, thankfully it solved by just moving. The American Spanish localization, however, is less of a good thing, with countless mispellings and the translator, probably amateur or a machine, really struggling with articles.

Played through Xbox Game Pass for 12 hours and 30 minutes.

When I started this, I declared that unless anything drastic happened, it was my favourite Puyo game to date. God how that slipped by the end.


The laundry list:
- Absolutely no gameplay variety (only 1-on-1 Puyo 2 battles in adventure mode despite multiple rulesets being available in other modes)
- Very formulaic tickbox cutscenes (character has an overarching scenario which will be joked about in the first cutscene by that stage's character, said character then leaves very quickly after battle is over, no room for any development of anyone short of their assigned architype for their story mode)
- All over the place difficulty balancing (listed level is often not indicative of how hard they'll actually be because of their usage of support items, also said number decreases and increases at random anyway meaning there's no real skill curve)
- Clearly finished content being locked behind future updates (they're available to fight in the story mode being fully voiced and modeled, but only characters who have story modes are currently playable. On this note, please don't give every single playable character a story mode)
- Currently no ending in the game (I'm sure one will be patched in but to not even have an ending shows either how much of a rushjob this is or how desperately they want you to keep subscribing for the content updates in subsequent months and therefore payments)

All of this left me feeling extremely jaded with the game and honestly with Apple Arcade as a "legitimate" gaming platform in general. Great stuff has come out of it (on their final patches once the year or so of exclusivity is up mind you), but for Apple to continue to prove that they want console quality titles to be their flagships they need to ship them in a state comparable to console games. People moan about how many patches you need to do on console nowadays, but on said platforms I've never seen a game advertised as a system seller just tell you to come back for the ending in a few months time. It's ridiculous.

This game needs far more time in the oven as currently even despite the clear ambitions on show, it just isn't finished and therefore can't even begin to stack up to other far more accessible and affordable offerings in the series. Maybe in a year or so we'll see a final-ish build be shipped out to consoles and PC, but until then this isn't really worth your time, especially if you'd be going out of your way for a subscription and/or an Apple device to play it.

Mars After Midnight oozes charm. The atmosphere, the character designs, the music, the sound effects, the attention to detail. I loved everything about it, except playing it.

I understand this is a simple game, possibly aimed at children, but I found the core gameplay loop very unsatisfying. There is no skill or nuance involved whatsoever, at the beginning of a session it may take a moment or two to figure out exactly what you're looking for, and then the rest of the evening plays out exactly the same. It's beyond trivial.

For the first few of sessions the game's incredible presentation was enough while I waited for some escalation of stakes or complexity, but that escalation never comes. The final session is as simple as the first, and when I reached the credits of the game I just felt relieved.

This game may just not be for me. I can totally understand loving it simply for how great it looks and sounds, and the subtle humour throughout. The designs of the various aliens are truly spectacular. I am a fan of other Lucas Pope games, I'm not sure if that made me feel more or less generous with this game. I know I really wanted to love it, but the initial charm wore off quickly and I was left with only boredom.

Diverse cast of characters and great style wasted in an underwhelming destruction derby game.

I’ll start out positive and say that Destruction AllStars has one of the most diverse starting rosters I’ve seen in a multiplayer game in ages, and they should be praised for it. On top of that, the game has a fun art style that I think fits pretty well.

That said, all that is wasted on a game that is unfortunately not very good. It’s completely wild that they opted to charge $70 for this. Glad I got it free on PS+. It has 3 multiplayer modes (that are more or less the same - wreck cars) across 3 maps and a handful of single player “challenges” that take place on one of said multiplayer maps. That’s it. The game is also riddled with microtransactions which can be OK for some games, but to charge $70 for a game that is devoid of content and then charge money on top of that for cosmetics is gross.

And even if all of the above wasn’t true and it had great content, the gameplay itself is just fine. It’s nothing special, really. It’s just not very fun.

+ Great diverse cast of characters
+ Fun visual style

- Completely devoid of content
- Riddled with microtransactions
- Weirdly no music outside of unique character themes that only play on the character select screen
- Gameplay itself isn’t even very fun

It's Picross, so it has the sauce.

Look, there's only so many ways to talk about Picross. I mean, I've played probably three dozen nonogram games at this rate, and I keep finding out about more and more keep coming out, I only have so much to say.

This one has the benefit of having a story, established characters, and humor. I wasn't terribly interested in any of that because I mostly wanted to just play Picross, but the characters are decent for what it's worth, and I had some chuckles. I haven't played the main Khimera game yet - it's free and I have it downloaded so it's only a matter of time - but the characters felt comfortable enough in this game.

I have three complaints about this game, however. First, one that only applies to this game, then one that applies to most nonogram games, and third a unique issue with this game that might apply to others.

For the one that only affects this game, I feel like I'm rarely making an actual image by solving the puzzles. It's a little hard to explain, but in another Picross game, the picture that I made by solving the puzzle feels clear even before the tiles are colored in, but here, the pictures feel nonsensical and the colored-in image looks way different. It doesn't really matter since I'm not truly trying to figure out what I'm filling in until after I already solved it, but still, it feels like the solution comes out of nowhere.

The second complaint is something I see it practically every nonogram game that isn't Jupiter's Picross games. It's... very hard to describe with and without a visual aid and would only bother Picross vets like myself, but still. There are times where the game will tell you what specific number you filled in without the player being able to know what they filled in with just the information in that line. That probably doesn't make sense so let me use an example.

Let's say you're doing a 15x15 puzzle and the line you're looking at has the numbers 1 1 2 1. Now let's say you put a tile in the third spot on that line because you know thanks to other lines that that tile can be filled in, and then you put an x on both sides of that tile. It's the third tile of line so you know that it has to be one of the first two "1s" of the line, it cannot be the two, and that's why you put the x around it. However, given the space on the right side of the filled-in tile, you are not yet sure if this tile is the first "1" or the second "1". Yet this game, and other games like it, already knows if it's the first or second "1" and it'll darken it out. So if it's the second "1" it'll darken out the second number in the sequence (1 1 2 1). You, the player, have no way of actually knowing it was the second "1" given the information you already have, but the game acts as if you do, which gives you more help than you should presently have available.

I don't know if that makes sense at all. As I said, it's hard in just words, but it's a persistent issue in these games, Jupiter seems to be the only developer to get it right. Another thing Jupiter gets right that other devs don't is its hint system. By default in Jupiter's Picross games, they'll have an option turned on where the game will highlight rows/columns where you have more possible moves to make with the information you currently have. I always turn this option off because I don't want the extra help, but it's a great feature for new players - I probably wouldn't have gotten into Picross without it. Other nonogram games don't tend to have this feature. This one... does in a limited and confusing capacity.

Let's say you are looking at a line with the numbers 1 5 2. Now lets say you've filled in the line like so (dots are a tile filled in, underscores are unfilled tiles): . _ _ . . . _ . _ _ . .
Apologies if this doesn't make sense visually, I don't know how else to put it. But anyway, looking at this information, you have the "1" and the "2" filled out already, and even though you don't have it filled in yet, you know you must fill in the seventh tile in that sequence in order to finish the "5". In Picross, this would be represented by the row turning blue; the "1" and "2" would be darkened out, but the "5" will be blue, the game's way in telling you there's a move you can do. In Khimera, instead of turning the line a different color, the game will un-darken the two numbers you already figured out, so now the whole number sequence (1 5 2) are lit up again despite the fact you've done nothing wrong. This is confusing because the game does this if you've fucked up or if there's a number to finish filling in, which makes it confusing. Why not just have different colors to highlight the rows and columns when there's new information for that line?

Well, this is definitely my most incomprehensible review, and awfully negative for a five-star game. Look, I just kinda give all nonogram games five stars, it would have to be a truly bad nonogram game for me to rate it lower. In reality, I think Picross truly is the peak of nonogram games, and pretty much all others have issues that Jupiter's games simply don't. At the end of the day, though, they're still Picross and I love this shit.

A Short Hike + Sword = Lil Gator Game

That's basically what this one comes down to. What's interesting to me is that I definitely enjoyed this more than A Short Hike. Why? It all comes down to expectations.

By the time I got around to playing A Short Hike, it was already a bonafide indie darling -- one that, judging from its review scores, could be considered one of the greatest indie games of all time. So when I played it and found that it was just a short, pleasant (albeit well-executed) platformer, I couldn't help but feel a bit disappointed.

Before playing Lil Gator Game, on the other hand, I had zero expectations. And because of this it was a lot easier for me to just accept it for what it is -- a pleasant, short game inspired by A Short Hike, Wind Waker, and Breath of the Wild.

Running around an island and slashing cardboard enemies is mindless, yes, but not every game needs to be Battletoads or Mega Man 2. The writing is a bit too self-aware and the story didn't hit me in the feels like I suspect it hoped to, but the gameplay was engaging enough to keep me invested until the end. Is it a masterpiece? Not by any means. But if you subscribe to Game Pass and three hours to kill, you could do a lot worse than spending them on this game.