Gabriell
Trust me if you had to live in Québec for 18 years you'd also turn out like her.
2016
Practically all its flaws, including its disappointing meta narrative, shallow implementation of Lovecraftian imagery and lack of any real distinguishing identity are all but rendered void by its ephemeral length and what remains is a satisfying 2D hack and slash with a ridiculously addicting dash system.
I don't have the time to play anything longer at the moment so being able to get the high from beating this in one evening was a real life-saver
I don't have the time to play anything longer at the moment so being able to get the high from beating this in one evening was a real life-saver
2018
This was just a really fun time, classic experience of shouting at friends and trying your hardest not to throw the controller at those backseating your ass from the comfort of their couches. Feels like it'd be sad asf to play on your own tho haha
I've seldom given less thought to a game after finishing it; as soon as the credits rolled I booted up the already-installed CS3 and didn't look back, just kept on going forward, relentlessly.
1998
Unarguably the greatest competitive game of all time. You simply can't look at old Flash vs Jaedong sets without feeling like you're in the presence of gods.
2021
GEBURAH CAMPEÃO DO MUNDO
Despite this only being the second game in the Crossbell arc, Azure feels like it's paying off a saga's worth of plot threads in the state. Contains one of the longest climaxes I've seen in anything and every second of it was worth it. KeA top 1.
P.S. Anyone who thinks the antagonists are lackluster is illiterate.
P.S. Anyone who thinks the antagonists are lackluster is illiterate.
The more removed I get from my playthrough of 3rd the more I realize Kevin is a singularly amazing protagonist. I miss him so much.
2022
whoever designed the final boss deserves to die alone but besides that it's my favourite souls game and probably the best game i've ever played, the sense of discovery is unparalleled, i simply NEVER got tired of exploring even after more than 130 hours
2014
This feels like a story I will grow on to cherish for eons, its sheer earnestness kinda blew me away and I had a tear running down my cheek during the entire last stretch, which is my favourite ever. Absolutely what I needed to hear.
Bazett is truly the Joker for VN readers.
Spoilers //
Special note has to go to its handling of Shirou's legacy and how the entire thing is essentially about a protagonist who was inspired by his deeds, which is incredibly fitting from a meta perspective for an epilogue like this one.
2020
Xen is such an amazing level man
This game is so good I am genuinely, really, really fucking tired of praising it
~ DIFFICULTY ~
🔲 My grandma could play it
🔲 Easy
☑️ Normal
🔲 Hard
🔲 Dark Souls
~ GRAPHICS ~
🔲 MS Paint
🔲 Bad
🔲 Meh
🔲 Graphics dont matter in this game
☑️ Good
🔲 Beautiful
🔲 Masterpiece
~ MUSIC ~
🔲 Bad
🔲 Not special
🔲 Good
☑️ Beautiful
~ STORY ~
🔲 This game has no story
☑️ It's there for the people who want it
🔲 Well written
🔲 Epic story
🔲 You choose your fate
~ PRICE ~
🔲 Free
🔲 Underpriced
🔲 Perfect Price
🔲 Could be cheaper
🔲 Overpriced
☑️ Complete waste of money
~ REQUIREMENTS ~
🔲 You can run it on a microwave
☑️ Average
🔲 High end
🔲 NASA computer
~ LENGTH ~
🔲 Very Short (0 - 3 hours)
🔲 Short (3 - 15 hours)
☑️ Average (15-50 hours)
🔲 Long (50-90 hours)
🔲 Extremely long (90-110 hours)
🔲 No ending
~ FUN ~
☑️ I'd rather watch paint dry
🔲 Hard to enjoy
🔲 Repetitive
🔲 Actually pretty amusing
🔲 Ride of your life
~ REPLAYABILITY~
🔲 It's a one-time experience
🔲 Only for achievements
☑️ If you wait a few months/years
🔲 Definitely
🔲 Infinitely replayable
~ WORTH BUYING ~
☑️ No
🔲 Wait for sale
🔲 Yes
🔲 My grandma could play it
🔲 Easy
☑️ Normal
🔲 Hard
🔲 Dark Souls
~ GRAPHICS ~
🔲 MS Paint
🔲 Bad
🔲 Meh
🔲 Graphics dont matter in this game
☑️ Good
🔲 Beautiful
🔲 Masterpiece
~ MUSIC ~
🔲 Bad
🔲 Not special
🔲 Good
☑️ Beautiful
~ STORY ~
🔲 This game has no story
☑️ It's there for the people who want it
🔲 Well written
🔲 Epic story
🔲 You choose your fate
~ PRICE ~
🔲 Free
🔲 Underpriced
🔲 Perfect Price
🔲 Could be cheaper
🔲 Overpriced
☑️ Complete waste of money
~ REQUIREMENTS ~
🔲 You can run it on a microwave
☑️ Average
🔲 High end
🔲 NASA computer
~ LENGTH ~
🔲 Very Short (0 - 3 hours)
🔲 Short (3 - 15 hours)
☑️ Average (15-50 hours)
🔲 Long (50-90 hours)
🔲 Extremely long (90-110 hours)
🔲 No ending
~ FUN ~
☑️ I'd rather watch paint dry
🔲 Hard to enjoy
🔲 Repetitive
🔲 Actually pretty amusing
🔲 Ride of your life
~ REPLAYABILITY~
🔲 It's a one-time experience
🔲 Only for achievements
☑️ If you wait a few months/years
🔲 Definitely
🔲 Infinitely replayable
~ WORTH BUYING ~
☑️ No
🔲 Wait for sale
🔲 Yes
2003
fuck off, genuinely.
Me cago en la concha de tu puta madre