2023
While everyone else was clamoring about how this is a shameless copycat, I was cautiously optimistic of it, thinking that it might still be a competent game at the end of the day.
Well... a fool and his money are soon parted. Bland levels, inconsistent framerates for animations, awkward controls, lacking audio direction, and hellish difficulty in a sort of unfair way. This game fucking sucks.
Well... a fool and his money are soon parted. Bland levels, inconsistent framerates for animations, awkward controls, lacking audio direction, and hellish difficulty in a sort of unfair way. This game fucking sucks.
I'm not going to pretend this game is perfect. The long tutorial is proof that there's too many gameplay mechanics to keep track of, the controls feel just a bit slower than SRB2 Kart, and there are some awful maps in the rotation.
But not all of the games that I've scored 5 stars are perfect. As a fan of Sonic and kart racers, this the most personal game of my entire life, and I doubt any future game will get me as excited again.
But not all of the games that I've scored 5 stars are perfect. As a fan of Sonic and kart racers, this the most personal game of my entire life, and I doubt any future game will get me as excited again.
2008
Rather primitive in hindsight, but I still marveled at what people were able to do with the limitations back then.
2007
Experiencing this game through its long lifespan has been miserable. And yet, with its core gameplay, likable characters, wide variety of maps, custom servers... I don't have over 19,000 20,000 21,000 hours on it for no reason.
"Despite everything, it's still you."
"Despite everything, it's still you."
2023
It feels wrong to claim that this fangame surpasses the original Undertale, so I'll just say that it comes really, really fucking close.
This is perhaps the perfect encapsulation of the Sonic fanbase, representing the sheer passion to create something remarkable as well as the sheer degeneracy of what is often created.
As someone who genuinely respects the first installment of FNAF, I’m very upset that this game probably won’t ever see the light of day by now. After the disaster that was Security Breach, FNAF as a franchise desperately needs a return to roots which indulges in atmospheric horror. That may never happen.
Cancel culture can choke on my cock.
Cancel culture can choke on my cock.
2023
I haven't played this, but I want to relay a message, even if it ends up being short-lived.
This game - which seemingly has hundreds of planets with nothing but rocks, lacks land vehicles because players would quickly reach a boundary, has its space exploration essentially be a glorified fast travel screen, has NPCs who are more monotonous and hideous than the ones in Skyrim, is shamelessly unoriginal with writing, and admits in its credits that some third-party developers did more work than Bethesda themselves - will be nominated for GOTY at The Game Awards.
Meanwhile, the masterpiece that isPizza Tower Lario will be ignored because it's a video game, not a AAA wannabe-Hollywood experience. Food for thought.
This game - which seemingly has hundreds of planets with nothing but rocks, lacks land vehicles because players would quickly reach a boundary, has its space exploration essentially be a glorified fast travel screen, has NPCs who are more monotonous and hideous than the ones in Skyrim, is shamelessly unoriginal with writing, and admits in its credits that some third-party developers did more work than Bethesda themselves - will be nominated for GOTY at The Game Awards.
Meanwhile, the masterpiece that is
2021
The post-N64 content is a bigger blight to this game than the anime content is to Smash Flash 2. Even the developers have since regretted it.
But this is still a banger mod which gives Smash 64 the love it deserves.
But this is still a banger mod which gives Smash 64 the love it deserves.