94 Reviews liked by GonashX


Hmmm.... this game is OK, but I think it would be a lot better with cheap looking 3D graphics and a shitty fake genesis soundfont for half the soundtrack

The Neon Genesis Evangelion of videogames.

this is like when you open the frisge and there is only dollar store pizza and orange juice

People will shill any soulless cash grab if it serves them to shit on something they hate.

misleading title, game didn't run in 50 FPS

Thinking about this game, the discourse around it, the developers, the streamers, the players, the supporters, gives me spiritual depression

bitches be like "this is what takes nintendo and those soulless corporations down" when this game was made with the same soulless sentiment

made like a dark, twisted version of pokemon haha. Just a glimpse into my dark reality. A full stare into my open-world survival crafting slop would make most simply go insane lmao.

Not playing this because I would never hurt a woman

Fuck off, I’m not wasting 700 hours that I could have spent actually contributing something to society on the MCU for people who unironically use the word waifu

Pokémon fans have zero standards I swear to god. How could you call gen 5 “perfect” when it has the severe flaw of reminding me that Long Island exists?

It’s about making the most of your short time in life yet it’s 82 hours long? Hypocrisy much?

Gonna be Tekken a piss on this game’s disc

Since the fans this one love making up fake quotes so much, let me contribute: “My name is Ramza Beoulve and the game I’m in fucking sucks. Also, I just shit my pants.”