This, its sequel and Silent Hill are like the Seinfeld and Friends of survival horror - anything after them has improved upon their original idea tenfold, making them look even more dated by comparison.

It is actually pretty decent to be fair

Crack crack crack controller off my skull

I can't do it. The Casalis have broken me.

If I were the Doomguy I'd probably have shot myself in the hangar the year prior.

Hail to the King, baby.

Hey! This isn't even my jurisdiction!

Genuinely adore this game. Have it on Steam Deck for rapid bubble action on the go.

The only game my mum can complete and I can't.

I'd be the guy in the car trying to run this little shit down, that much I can tell you.

Certainly one of the Metroid games.

I feel asleep? Yeah, you and me both, pal.

Really enjoyed this.

An exercise in frustration, but not necessarily a bad game.

Very of its time, wouldn't play it again. Felt I really should have given I've at least tried every other Zelda.