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World of Tanks
2011
They don't declassify secret military documents in this one
Poop Killer 7
2023
To me, this is just an ordinary Killer7
Final Fantasy XV
2016
I usually don’t like Tekken but this spin-off based on a character from 7 was a charming time
i was watching my friend stream the finale and man idk how people despise it. that last scene is genuinely so fucking beautiful when you consider what kind of person ichiban is
My Pokémon Ranch
2008
What the medium has always needed
A small town patriot defending his homestead from an invasion of California liberals
A small town patriot defending his homestead from an invasion of California liberals
Rogue
1980
WHO THE FUCK IS ROGUE AND WHY DOES EVERYONE LIKE THEM
Helldivers 2
2024
Game’s probably okay idfk but it gets 5 stars for its legacy: an extremely funny wave of Starship Troopers discourse
Marvel's Spider-Man
2018
Should have taken inspiration from actually good Spiderman storylines like One More Day, The Clones Saga, and Spiderman: Reign
The MGS4 of the Yakuza series
Before Your Eyes
2021
yeah sorry, but your blinking mechanic doesn't work THROUGH THESE TEARS
Is and will always be my favorite game of all time. The gameplay, the story, the graphics, the propaganda for the military industrial complex; it’s all just perfect. The only thing that could be more fun than this game is making a dumb gimmick account as something to do when I’m bored during work and getting a surprisingly high amount of clout amongst a community I mostly chose not to engage with. Thanks for 10,000 likes.
Also, Fidel Castro is like the rawest video game character of all time and I wish he was real so fucking much.
Also, Fidel Castro is like the rawest video game character of all time and I wish he was real so fucking much.
Judgment
2018
"ay yo yagami the keihin gang is back for the 50th time i need you to take them down"
"if you do i'll put my BALLS in your mailbox thanks"
"if you do i'll put my BALLS in your mailbox thanks"
Vandal Hearts
1996
Let me know when they make Respecting Other People’s Property Hearts
Persona 3 Reload
2024
Never played but obligated to give it a 10/10 because of how much enjoyment I get from joining a new MegaTen server, making a joke about how Persona 3 was the first Persona game, turning notifications on my phone, and then shoving it up my ass
Code Name S.T.E.A.M.
2015
Offers a scathing critique of American exceptionalism and in particular, the individualist great man theory narrative associated with Abraham Lincoln by paralleling him and other American icons to one of the few things as bad as America: Fire Emblem