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Why would I ever want to play on a console made by a company named after Bill Gates’ dick

Ten chances to add Geno and all ten of them wasted on lame ass anime characters

kiryu walks around in this game like he just shit his pants

Sonic if it was actually good

In all seriousness though; this game is the absolute proof that games don't always need to be these cinematic "masterpieces" with deep story or overly complex gameplay systems; all you need sometimes in a game is just some very goddamn addicting and fun high-speed platformer action, an absolutely knee-slapping sense of humor, art, and animation, and some of the tightest controls and the most creative level design in recent memory, and hey, doesn't all a game need is to be fun sometimes?

God bless you, Pizza Tower, you magnificent bastard.

The guy from Maroon 5 should have directed a better game

Every dollar you spend on this game is given to people who would be consciously willing to name their kid “Clive”
Think about that before you purchase this game

Sex

1995

I’ve done hundreds of playthroughs of this but tbh I’ve never seen the appeal and still don’t

Simply exquisite but I don’t think the person who made this did anything else that’s eventful

Funny that this game can be abbreviated as “Tits” cause I like it as much as tits (I am asexual)

Woke SJW propaganda where the traditionally masculine protagonist is killed off and replaced with a girl with green hair and pronouns
#JUSTICEFORWEDGE

Worst Mario platformer because I ain’t trying to play my games with that little controller that looks like a dildo

Bro this Revengeance spin-off is so fucking lame. The gameplay sucks, it’s not as funny, the soundtrack is a clear downgrade, and Raiden is a pussy ass bitch now.

Fuck greedy fangame makers who think they can just steal Nintendo’s property like that

Every Pokémon game is Pokémon Sleep to me