Moi
2004
Egg
Eat a cacodemon like a strawberry, yum yum very tasty
1993
My scrotum hurts from how good this game is
2016
My dick hurts from how good this game is
2017
Mario
2000
Probably best story I've ever seen in a game
System shock more like System cock haha goteem
2016
Good story, meh everything else
2012
What a great game, glad british people don't actually exist
2007
Bioshock more like Biocock haha goteem
accurate representation of southern usa
2005
Very very scary
2020
My nuts hurt from how awesome this game is
2015
I wish Majima was my boyfriend