more like gains of olympus, holy cow that guy’s strong

dont fuck with me in Cine2Nerdle battle bro you dont want the smoke

the deadliest premonition of all is realizing that Richard Donner’s Superman actually fucking sucks

if i were vincent, i simply would not cheat on my girlfriend

cheers and applause

i will concede this game is ass, but also i really dont see any meaningful way in which this is that much worse than spyro 2 and 3

this game does a phenomenal job of being almost half as creative and fun as donkey kong country

god of war 3 is a pretty tough act to follow, but frankly this game is merely the first of multiple installments that prove it probably shouldve ended after that initial trilogy

over half of this game is running around in a literal circle trying to find out what a triforce even is

you either beat this with save states or youre a liar

FPIV MUSC
1ZSY VGZO

come back to us Klei

the monster clambering out of his little cove is what your mom pictures when dinner is ready

happy for armored core fans though

playing this game makes me feel like anton ego when he eats the ratatouille

if MOM and BUD really played tic-tac-toe 12,046 times or whatever the number was, theres no way BUD wouldnt get a single win. tic-tac-toe is not a particularly skill-dependent game, so unless BUD was actively sabotaging himself 12,046 times it is impossible that he would not blunder his way into at least a few wins. its called Infinite Monkey Theorem, MOM, look it up. anyway this game controls like shit