Come back to us baby, you know we'll treat you better

Okay yeah maybe Hiroshi Yamauchi messed up letting this one get away

Our bad

I dunno guys. The game's okay, but this controller is just not doing it for me. Maybe if it had like one giant green button in the middle of the others? Idk

See they got it RIGHT this time because they actually put it on a sensible piece of hardware.

Wait why isn't this on the Gamecube anymore go back GO BACK GO BACK

Have you ever considered the possibility that maybe you're all just haters

Do you ever feel like maybe our digital theme park turned out better than our real one

Everyone's always asking for Twilight Princess on Switch, wouldn't it be hilarious if we ported this one instead

Trivia Time!

Chateau Romani was not actually a euphemistic replacement for beer! In fact, the Milk Bar was included as a reference to director Eiji Aonuma, whose everyday diet largely consists of alcoholic milk!

I mean, It's not even Egg Nog or anything, it's just... whole milk that somehow has 40% ABV. He won't tell us where he keeps getting it!

Stay tuned for more Trivia Time segments in the near future!