Say good thing abt game with bad rating😀

Inspired by hotpoppah's list... sweet talk about games with 1 star and less

Cathode Ray Tube Amusement Device
Cathode Ray Tube Amusement Device
0.5 stars

Genesis of video games according to IGDB. I thank this industry for keeping me out of employment 🙏
Tomb Raider
Tomb Raider
0.5 stars

the topography, the distant parts of the cave lighting up as you explore further, the colors and sounds... i know the devs come home every night telling their spouses how hard they nailed the ambience!!
Super Smash Flash
Super Smash Flash
0.5 stars

Everybody starts out somewhere! Don't be ashamed of your early works my brethrens!

Flash nostalgia can be mentioned too I ain't ngl
Run, Jesus Run!
Run, Jesus Run!
0.5 stars

This takes one minute to finish bruh we can't have the strength to hate on this.
Swapnote
0.5 stars

I think I gave it a low score because I couldn't rember anything? It's too cute of a game you write letters and shit
Wonderbook: Book of Spells
Wonderbook: Book of Spells
0.5 stars

props for making new ways to experience games!
Flappy Bird
Flappy Bird
0.5 stars

It do be lightning in a bottle to make such a basic game so addicting. Made for a fun McDonalds night 10 years ago, I still remember that day like it was yesterday, it was my friend birthday and we had celebrated at laser tag all afternoon, also-
Wii Sports Club
Wii Sports Club
0.5 stars

Totaka came back to make iconic music.

But huh, I don't count music since I like music too much, there's also that classic Nintendo(tm) charm and it has good diversity for the CPU miis i'm not joking, though they were ripped from Party U.
Flower Knight Girl
Flower Knight Girl
0.5 stars

One of my first waifus in fiction, she had huge boobs and I remember wishing she was flat and the Discord groomers didn't believe me when I told them it was all about the shiny gold eyes. Hilarious in retrospect
The Witness
The Witness
0.5 stars

"Mans with a vision" or some shit. All of it looks stunning tho sweet bejesus. The in-game projection of the psychology lady also as mentioned in my review she's so charismatic.
Sally Face
Sally Face
0.5 stars

My twin liked it and I couldn't ask for more. You also can smell and feel things through the screen good heavens.
Pokémon Bank
Pokémon Bank
0.5 star

It's still up somehow? It's iconic? Idk man this one's hard
Pokémon Home
Pokémon Home
0.5 stars

Everybody should have a home. It's not really a game, I don't think there are bugs or anything, so it does its job.
Lizard Lady vs the Cats
Lizard Lady vs the Cats
0.5 stars

Feels like the guy making it was having a blast. She look sassy af walking up with the gun up dayuuum
Far Cry
Far Cry
1 star

T-the graphics!! It's so camp (compliment)
Tomb Raider: Anniversary
Tomb Raider: Anniversary
1 star

Motions controls ! ! 🙏 for being built from the ground up, it's pretty faithful
League of Legends
League of Legends
1 star

Broo I loved Arcane that shit put me in an heavenly trance
Monopoly Streets
Monopoly Streets
1 star

It's not your fault I don't like monopoly lil bro, you got characters with their objects and their own animations related to those, we call it "sauce" in the review industry
Assassin's Creed III
Assassin's Creed III
1 star

I prefer slow-paced gun fights, so that's a plus. I think I liked the combat.
One Finger Death Punch
One Finger Death Punch
1 star

A lesser game would have made my hands go numb. It'd be pretty nice with more things to it.
Garfield Kart
Garfield Kart
1 star

The cups have fast food names, subtlety is so dead but it's hilariously perfect
Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric
Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric
1 star

Co-op is well-implemented, fun memories with my twin. Their designs are cool, apart from Knuckles, including the new character.
Fire Emblem Fates: Revelation
Fire Emblem Fates: Revelation
1 star

At the end of the day, it's still my favorite series. I can appreciate the huge amount of character with good designs and the occasional funny support.
The Walking Dead: Road to Survival
The Walking Dead: Road to Survival
1 star

It gave us designs for characters that didn't have one before. You can play a story and make some choices, better than nothing.
Reigns
Reigns
1 star

It's not that bad to play, it's a cool concept.
Beholder
Beholder
1 star

Nice aesthetic. I also like when I have to care for my character's kids, real daddy simulator shit
Crash Bandicoot 2: Cortex Strikes Back
Crash Bandicoot 2: Cortex Strikes Back
1 star

Peaks at the end. I appreciate the wider variety of vibes in each world.
Danganronpa S: Ultimate Summer Camp
Danganronpa S: Ultimate Summer Camp
1 star

I want more completely fanservice interactions with these cool characters graaaaaaaah
Tower of Fantasy
Tower of Fantasy
1 star

Yo I made a whole aesthetic in that character creator. Some characters caught my eye, I just can't remember a single one.
The Windows Are Gone
The Windows Are Gone
1 star

No jumpscares, no gore, just psychological breaking & entering.
The Walking Dead: Destinies
The Walking Dead: Destinies
1 star

They used all the budget to make T-Dog swag as fuck holy moly.
Yrkkey's Paradise
1 star

You know, I get it. I know what you're trying to say. your foregiven.

5 Comments


2 months ago

the way you talk about revelations is the exact same way I talk about it lol. also glad to see someone agreeing with me on reigns!

2 months ago

@Dalf that right? The worst Fire Emblem will still be a good game for sure. Which characters are your favorite?

Reigns, yeah, not a lot to say about it, but someone shares my view on it at least!

2 months ago

@PitSolitayrh my favorite character of fates? good question actually I never thought about that because it used to be peri back when I was an edgy teen and never gave it much thought when i grew older, i doubt shes still my fav considering how ive changed and i dont wanna replay fates anytime soon lol. oh if you're wondering why I don't have them all noted down that's because I'm planning to revisit most fire emblem games not all anymore tho so I should probably log and review gaiden

2 months ago

god I rambled so much there I hope it's comprehensive

2 months ago

@Dalf I successfully... comprehended! I do not comprehend liking Peri tho ngl ngl, kidding have fun revisiting non-Fates titles


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