Reichu
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Max payne 2 more like Max Payne 2 get through this shitty escort mission and boring snipping section
2012
When Yakuza 2 is at racism contest and his opponent is Binary Domain
wtf why did they turn Apollo into a stereotype deconstructed by the first No More Heroes in 2007
2023
España es un lugar jodidamente aterrador gracias a Dios que no existe, gloria los pollos hermanos
PS : They should let you unlock ashley's ears when you finish the game with a S+ rank in pro mode in my opinion
PS : They should let you unlock ashley's ears when you finish the game with a S+ rank in pro mode in my opinion
2003
frustrating mess with a lot of pacing killer puzzles
good art direction and decent combat but i sleep very hard on this unbalanced difficulty curve
good art direction and decent combat but i sleep very hard on this unbalanced difficulty curve
This review contains spoilers
first route : boring plot, mid cast, nothing offensive but painfully average
Second route : litteraly useless
third route : ????????????????????????????????????????????????? are you fucking serious rinko kurosawa what's your problem i didn't ask for rape out of nowhere ????????
Fourth route : shut the fuck up professor
Final route (music theme of this route : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNv2RHR62Rs) : ??????????????????????????? GO FUCK YOURSELF RINKO KUROSAWA WHO LET HER COOK THIS GARBAGE CLIMAX ???????????????
imagine putting another incest H scene on top of "It WaS AlL iN hIS hEaD" twist and thinking it was a good idea to conclude your shitty story, no you're not mature rinko kurosawa you just have serious problems seek help ASAP
Second route : litteraly useless
third route : ????????????????????????????????????????????????? are you fucking serious rinko kurosawa what's your problem i didn't ask for rape out of nowhere ????????
Fourth route : shut the fuck up professor
Final route (music theme of this route : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNv2RHR62Rs) : ??????????????????????????? GO FUCK YOURSELF RINKO KUROSAWA WHO LET HER COOK THIS GARBAGE CLIMAX ???????????????
imagine putting another incest H scene on top of "It WaS AlL iN hIS hEaD" twist and thinking it was a good idea to conclude your shitty story, no you're not mature rinko kurosawa you just have serious problems seek help ASAP
2006
Yakuza 1-2's writer when his wife say "hey honey tonight we gonna eat korean food" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQKcKM7dN-g
hien go fuck yourself
Oshtor be like
Oshtor : "Can we have a nyamo ?"
His mom : "We already have a nyamo at home"
Oshtor : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSgv6dhbvMw
Oshtor : "Can we have a nyamo ?"
His mom : "We already have a nyamo at home"
Oshtor : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSgv6dhbvMw
I clap when heisenberg screamed "Jesse i have mommy issue" and then search him in the village, find him in the first house, and then leave searchig jesse everywhere in the village while jesse cooked nuggets for his girlfriend Daniela
dawg hildibrand questchain was miles above the main story
no
They really love the regenerador from RE4 so much they made an entire game on them that really was a biohazard
This review contains spoilers
i find the boss kinda weak and the final stage very very mid compared to the rest but it was an okayish metroidvania... maybe an base for a future sequel if the very end is supposed to be a teasing for something like that
Gretel go fuck yourself