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I have a dream that one day my children will not be judged based off the color of their leaves but the quality of their dandori

if I was the creator of this game, I would just say I made it shit on purpose. that way it would instantly spawn thousands of video essays saying it's a "misunderstood masterpiece" and a "deconstruction of the genre".

DAY IN THE LIFE OF A TRUE BREXIT GEEZER

Every Pokémon game is Pokémon Sleep to me

That's it. I'm fusing myself with this copy of Ghost Trick: Phantom Detective for the Nintendo DS in order to prove I'm the biggest fan of this underrated classic the west mistakenly overlooked

soundtrack should have had songs from slint fugazi unwound nomeansno minutemen drive like jehu husker du number girl the jesus lizard jeromes dream moss icon deep turtle fara-

This will be better than Tears of the Kingdom

Woke propaganda that teaches players to pick men as their sexual partners

Super charming puzzle game, and that charm masks the fact that this is the devil tormenting you.

Definitive proof that gamers lack media literacy

Dumb person's idea of a smart game.

Playing Disco Elysium for the first time. This is like… literature or something. I like it.

Update: Sensing hints of commie bullshit