Fun fact I can potemkin buster people in real life

I'll see someone put the corniest string of words together under a game i like then this kids sad little face will be staring at me on their best games ever throne

OOGA BOOGA BANANA EAT OOGA BOOGA BIG MONKEY BEAT

You're not a real video game. A small fan game for Christ's sake, for Nintendo DS? I worked my ass off to get a backloggd page and you take these shortcuts and you think suddenly you're my peer? You do what I do because you're funny and make people laugh? I committed my life to this! You don't slide into it like a cheap pair of slippers then reap the first place on the all-time best list.

this is just awakening 3.0 but with an even worst direction. gameplay is solid but the lategame maps are among the worst in the entire franchise, and nothing else about this game is remotely appealing. much like with xenoblade 3 i am impressed at nintendos ability to disappoint my very low expectations.

Video games are fucking real again.

https://youtu.be/EUAL7CAhlyY

is this real

Elden Ring fans are finally going to play kino.

Yes, I played this game and enjoyed it. Yes, your wife gave me a blowjob while I played the high impact gameplay of Devil May Kino 2. Cope.

Peak fiction I'm afraid

a game that feels like it should not exist, one that has such a clear understanding of what makes Zelda great and the tropes the series was stuck in at the time that goes beyond what was previously accomplished in Ocarina of Time.

it feels like an extremely heartfelt romhack that someone at nintendo made in their free time that some executive saw and just said, "yeah! alright, looks good. let's ship it!"

Mark Immortell's barely disguised overeating fetish

this game is like if jodorowsky listened to every bjork album at the same time and then said, declaratively: "i deeply respect the US Postal Service"