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Carl Jung would be proud to see the absolute masterpiece that his work has inspired

KEEP YOUR FUCKING BEATLES REFERENCES OUT OF MY FUCKING GAMES

AAAAAAARGH NON-EUCLIDEAN GEOMETRY?!!??!?!
IIM GOING INSANE
IM GOIINNGG MAAAAD

Let me tell you somethin'.

New York is the greatest fuckin'
city in the world.

My city.

I was a kid in these streets,

I started in the fuckin' gutter,
and I made it to the top.

This life ends one of two ways,
dead or in a boxing match against a racial stereotype.

I did both.

The sequel Overwatch fans deserved

This is my Come and See (1985).

Link tearing through the lands of Hyrule on the shit that killed Shinzo Abe

You guys spent $70 on Bad Piggies

Kafka's metamorphosis but you wake up and you're Kinoko Nasu

I never once thought I would play a game that made me think "damn I'm happy I played Xenoblade Chronicles 2"

be sure to thank the glorious nation of the USSR for creating what might be the greatest cultural movement in modern history, whether they know it or not

For me, wacky workbench is just normal workbench