The epitome of souless, greedy, thoughtless art.

Quite possibly the most boring game I've ever played in my entire life.

I feel personally insulted, I feel like someone told me I was getting a gift but instead I got kicked in the balls. The World of The Dark Crystal is so massive and interesting you could make a Skyrim-level game, but instead you gave me a shitty tactic game that's not even that good.
I despise you with every fiber of my being.

There's a sense of duty towards playing every game ever made, then there's pure masochism..

Yes it's as bad as everyone said it is.

An actual stain on the show's legacy.

𝕽𝖞𝖆𝖓 𝖜𝖍𝖞 𝖍𝖆𝖛𝖊 𝖞𝖔𝖚 𝖋𝖔𝖗𝖘𝖆𝖐𝖊𝖓 𝖚𝖘

An experience I would never put my worst enemy through.

I'm 100% sure whenever the press asked the development team about the game's "quality" their stock answer would be "Well the Three Stooges themselves made the game".
Knowing that Activision published the game they might be right.

A genuinely god awful experience. filled with some of the most assholish level design I've ever seen.

This has some of the most horrid level design I think I've ever seen in a video game.

The antithesis with everything wrong with modern AAA gaming.

𝐖𝐡𝐲 𝐝𝐨𝐞𝐬 𝐑𝐞𝐝𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐚 𝐏𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐝 𝐁𝐨𝐲?

How come a game based on one of my favorite TV shows has to be one of the worst games I've ever played. I mean come on man give me a break.

A literal con job.

An actual literal asset flip of a video game, like for real go fuck yourself Activision.

Get away from me you slave owner, your chicken sucks.

the scream sound effect is honest to god one of the worst things I've ever had the displeasure to hear through my ear holes.

One of my favorite and most influential to me as a wannabe filmmaker....................THANKS I HATE IT.

My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined.

I haven't played a DnD session that didn't end in pure chaos, but at least I had fun in those game. There is very little fun here outside of the basic ass AAA live services crap.

People who've said this is "the worst game of 2023" really need to play more games, or at least play more licensed video games, because while this is a fucking awful game; I've seen far worse come out of the AAA seen and they have even less of a reason to end up the way they do.

It has a bit of the feel the comics had, but literally everything else is pure bottom of the barrel tier smegma.

Dear Mom and Dad. I no longer fear hell, because I've finished Bart Simpson's Escape from Camp Deadly

I hate Mobile games man, I really fucking hate them

Flanders is the most powerful character in fiction.

I don't think I've ever understood the point of hooters so I was kinda hoping this game would enlighten me on only men in their late 30s and early 40s seem to flock there in droves while objectifying the waitresses in the process.
I learned nothing and I'm still perplexed.

I don’t know why I even bothered playing this but I saw a screenshot with fat fuck gomez platforming and I just had to play it for shits and giggles; I ended up getting so bored with thet I nearly fell asleep playing it, which is kinda strange because unlike movies I’m constantly using a controller so idk how the hell that happened.

Bad skateboarding games are like bad friends, everyone has one and they always leave you with a bad taste in your mouth.

As a piece of Doctor Who media and the first ever Doctor Who video game, it has literally nothing to do with the show outside of the show's theme at the beginning and the Tardis showing up in 2 levels. It really does feel like the BBC just threw money at a slapped-together mess just to get people interested in the show again; so I guess it's a great meta-commentary on the state of the show in the early to mid-80s.

I'll say this much it perfectly encapsulates my feelings on the current run of the show. It's boring, forgettable, and it looks like ass.

I was really desperate to find games to play around October.

If I had a nickle for every bad handheld that was a tie in for a former SNL star's mediocre comedy I'd have 2 nickles, which isn't a lot but it's weird it happened twice.

I still stand by my statement "Besides the handful of memorable titles on the system almost every NES game is either bad or woefully outdated", and this game has continued to prove me right.

It took everything from the last Horse Adventures game and just made it worse. Who in their right minds thought it'd be a good idea to have the game be an open world with a camera this horrible.
No wonder the Barbie Horse Adventures series is dead.

Something about the music and the way everything looks makes this feel more like a Silent Hill game.

This felt like one of those old PS2 games you'd play on an old dusty fat PS2 at a rundown daycare behind a supermarket. Yes that did sound super specific and no I didn't play this game growing up.

It's a pretty mediocre GB platformer. Barbies hitbox is way too big and the game is too floaty.

I feel betrayed, I'm Breaking Bad so hard right now, I Better Call Saul soon, otherwise I might end up like Slippin' Jimmy. :)

This is a declaration of war to all Pepsi drinkers, the Coke Army thinks we’re weak but we will not take this atrocity lying down. I will take it upon myself to do the most righteous and forthcoming plan I’ve ever conceived. Breaking into people's houses at night and replacing all of their Coke with Pepsi by opening each individual can and bottle; dump it all out and replace it with Pepsi and then factory reseal them with Pepsi; that way they can finally realize the taste of pepsi and coke are so different that the label doesn't matter and they’ll go right into out pepsi loving arms. This normally will take a night (or two) but with the help of volunteers we can push back the influence of the Red Menace and make the world a peace loving Pepsi Utopia.
𝐇𝐀𝐈𝐋 𝐏𝐄𝐏𝐒𝐈
𝐇𝐀𝐈𝐋 𝐏𝐄𝐏𝐒𝐈
𝐇𝐀𝐈𝐋 𝐏𝐄𝐏𝐒𝐈 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐎𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑 𝐒𝐔𝐁𝐒𝐈𝐃𝐈𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐒 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐏𝐄𝐏𝐒𝐈 𝐂𝐎𝐋𝐀 𝐁𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃

Somehow the ET mini-game in this is worse than the actual ET game.

This game sucks my Spider-Balls.

YOUR RUNNING OUT OF FFFLLUUID

It’s literally every single AAA open world “RPG” but this time it has an expensive license video games sheen.

I don't give a shit about Fast and The Furious so this didn't really do a lot for me.

RIP Jerry Springer, you were too wild for this world.

About as fun to play as Fallout 4, IE not very fun.

A confusing mess of 3 different scrips slap dashed togather with almot no effort to make each episode connect togather in some way.

It's Saw in it's purest form, too bad I don't like Saw.

I somehow have 3 copies of this game and for the life of me I don't know why.

You were doing great after MVC3 what the fuck happend.

Ghostbusters?
How about you go bust some bitches.

You're basic Wii shovelware slock, I'm still baffled at the mere existence of this as a game.

Pepsi owns my soul

So now you've taken this 2D fighter/platformer and you've turned it into a top-down military strategy RPG with a slot machine instead of normal attacks, and it's really confusing and convoluted. Like I tracked the manual for this game down, and I still didn't understand how to play this game.

My boy Jason deserves better than this.

actually broken to the point where I couldn't finish the game.

I still to this day don't know how this game even works, and after 6 years I'm gonna blame the game on this one rather than my own incompetence.

A pretty basic text-based adventure game with little bits of Doctor Who charm sprinkled in.
Honestly the game is so basic I can't even come up with a witty joke for it.

It's just Pinball.........................................................................................................................................................

Fester’s Quest is considered to be up there as one of the worse games the NES has to offer, with it’s god awful controls to it’s amazing “Where the fuck do I go” level design, and it’s ever ending amount of enemies that will drain your heath in less then 2 hits. Now don’t get me wrong this is 100% a BAD GAME, but compared to other NES games I’ve played in the past this is far from the worst thing ever; and this game doesn't even come close to the likes of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde or TMNT.

I spent the very little time I have left on this earth playing this game.

Idk why I did this but oh well

I remember playing this on my old iPod Touch when I was in middle during my huge Gorillaz phase. The copium I was taking just justified me even playing it was so strong; in retrospect I feel really sorry for 14 year old STRM.

This game is generally terrible but you can play as Fred Durst soooooo it's get's an extra star just for that addition.

If I were being honest I gave up within the first 45 minutes, and I don't give up so easily so that's a huge accomplishment coming from me.

Less of a game and more of a tech demo.

I acually honest to god finished this game in less than 30 minutes and I wasn't even trying that much.

A super empty open-world game that is somehow more empty than a Ubisoft game.

You had so much potential and squandered all of it, I'm so disappointed in you.

It's pretty much just Ratchet and Clank but lacking everything that makes video games fun.

look son I'm not mad at you, I'm just disappointed that's all.

I don't even understand how this could have even turn out so awful. Like this is the Endgame of Anime games this should have been the best of the best how did this be so shitty.

while over the years the movie has grown on me, this game has only gotten worse and worse with each passing year.

I don't give a shit about this show so I don't even know why I played it, but needles to say it was still really bad.

If I saw this man on the street and snuck up to me and gave me a sandwich I'd punch in the throat out of pure instinct.

I've played better shitty minigame collections.

idk about you but I think license games on NES just suck.

Not only did it really derail the story and characters they were working with, but it also shows off the depressing decline of quality Telltale was going through at the time.

The game that popularized the character and simultaneously ruined him at the same time. On top of that it's also repetitive as shit and super unfunny. Thanks I hate it.

It’s pretty amazing that even after making a game that did a really job adapting the source material along with having most of the voice cast come back to reprise their roles, you somehow made a game that feels like it has nothing to do with Adventure Time outside of having the characters and some references.

As someone who champions Futurama as “better than The Simpsons” this is the most disappointing I’ve felt in a good while. Now did I expect this game to be great, no; this was a game released less then a month after the show’s first cancellation and as a game itself it feels like a rushed job with the writers not really understanding what writing a video game is like. The cutscenes are really funny and are the highlight of the game but after their done you get to play one of the strangest 3D platformers I’ve ever played, this game is really hard for me to talk about all I can really say is it’s one of those play it for yourself type shitty games; where the controls are both slippery and stiff, and the jumping is both heavy and floaty while also being generally unresponsive.
If you for some reason actually wanna play this game just watch the cutscenes online, it’ll be a more fun experience then playing through this. (at least the Zoidberg Crash Hog riding rip-off level was decent)

Took all the interesting bits of the first game and just watered it down and made it boring.

I mean it's still not the worst bastardization I've seen for this series, Doomsday Clock still exist.

Pretty much worse in every way compared to the American NES version, but it does have some weird Japanese jank that can make it funny at times.

Yeah no thank you this fucking sucks.

I think the idea is super cool, the only downside is that it's on the Xbox Kinect. You know, the thing that barely even worked most of the time.

I wanna find the weirdo at Rockstar who thought it would be a good idea to make a whole GBC game that's just a simulated Austin Powers desktop. Mostly so I can give them like a billion dollars and let their imagination run wild.

It's literally the same game as the Austin Power one but instead of it being Austin Power themed it's Dr. Evil themed, which makes it 10 times better by default.

From the same studio that made GTA 5, Bully, and RDR2. No I'm not joking look it up.

It's not as bad as people have said but it's still pretty bad.

Platinum what the fuck I thought you were better than this.

It's a super cheap feeling racing game, if I were a kid I'd probably liked it but still I feel like kids nowadays deserve better.

It's a fighting game on NES I wouldn't be surprised if it wasn't shit.

Pretty whatever compilation of minigames, pretty mid 4 but taking 1 point off for not having David Bowie.

On paper, this could have been a fun game but in execution it's super janky and bad. Really the most memorable thing about this game is that one time Doug Walker played it and got shit for being bad at a bad game.

They took the literal concept of the game and slapped it onto a SNES cartridge.
All you do is fight Scratchy with really bad hit detection while dealing with bad platforming until you hit him enough to where you fight him in a boss fight.

Honestly I would've liked it if they had gotten more creative with the concept but this was a cash-in so it's not like it mattered all that much to the devs.

I'm sure if I was a kid and also liked Peppa Pig I'd be going crazy for this game, but I'm a 21 year old adult and I don't think this game was made for me.

How many of you motherfucker even knew this was a licensed game, maybe if you did you wouldn't have your expectations so unrealistically high.

I expected worse from you The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause.