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cannibalism and parricide are fine but incest is absolutely intolerable. i sure love powerscaling immoral acts in fiction!!

someone played this on my dad's computer and i thought it broke the damn thing and i cried

I can fix her, but do I have to?

This game has aged like wine. The DLC have made this game much better (although they have caused some major stability issues)... Hopefully the seventh installment of the franchise will finally allow players to have massive (50+ civ) maps without stability issues--

bitches be like "this is what takes nintendo and those soulless corporations down" when this game was made with the same soulless sentiment

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It's just plague inc but better because you don't need to use a touch screen. Decent enough for the replay value but as a geography nerd it annoys me how they lump certain countries together even if it is for balancing reasons.

Don't give me that look. It's a pretty good character/scene creation tool. The vanilla game is very barebones tho and you will want a lot of mods whether for pure or impure purposes.

I mean this completely unironically... I actually have way more fun creating characters in this than I do when I jerk off to them later. I will spend literal hours fine tuning each slider, color, and outfit choice on a single character, and then sometimes not even "play" with that character when I'm done.