Vanser
2012
A game that plays Dragonforce in its final stage can not be a bad game
2005
The kind of game that just gives you such a vibe that no other game could ever give you and I am convinced no being in the whole universe could dislike this game
This game is just as repetitive as my real life but you can get a radical little pet monkey so yeah
2011
It's like eating some really spicy food but in the middle of eating it you can already feel how much pain it will cause you but you can't stop eating it so you just finish it despite your better judgement and somehow enjoy and regret it at the same time. Even though having a tummy ache still feels better than playing through the second half of this.
I'm terrible at math but this game has 25 levels and like 20 of them have gimmick stuff in them which means like 3/4 of the game is gimmicks (and they are NOT fun (except the ball levels, I love balls))
2005
Krystal in a skintight suit does things to me
Really loved the part where Buttercup turns herself into a pickle, funniest shit I have ever seen
1994
Throughout my whole life I was a Donkey Kong hater. I hated the arcade game, I hated how he looks, I hated that his stupid TV show ran before shows I actually wanted to watch so I kinda had to watch it despite hating it and the last thing that truly cemented the Kongs as my most hated video game characters was everyone using Funky Kong in Mario Kart Wii. All of these things combined made me never want to play his games.
But when I actually played DKC for the first time last year I... I actually enjoyed it... I still hate DK though.
But when I actually played DKC for the first time last year I... I actually enjoyed it... I still hate DK though.
2005
Missed potential by not having a single cheesy line about the term "Geist" which is just fricking lame, go ahead and call your stupid game Ghost instead then!!!!!!
1995
babby's first rpg
2022
Felt like when you finally have your summer holidays so you're really excited and happy for the first two weeks or so and then it just starts to feel repetitive and you almost even wish school would start back up again already. Generic open-world, overabundance of recycled bosses that steal the special Souls boss feeling away and yet another boring samey soundtrack where every track feels the same except for a few.
Greatest of all time. Zenith of the medium. Hallmark of media. Gold standard of storytelling. Apogee of creativity. Vertex of invention. Crest of ingenuity. Acme of imagination. Pinnacle of innovation. Epic of epics. Legend among legends. Peak fiction.
2021
I watched Gozu because of this game
2020
Need Sweetheart to ruin my life
2007
Maybe I would have enjoyed this way more if I played this in my emo phase back in 2007 during high school