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Batman: Arkham Origins
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This game is utterly terrifying.

It's actually one of the very first games I have any memory of playing. Loved the movie and show as a child and my local library always had this disc to borrow.

To say this game is low budget is an understatement. Even for 2001, this had to have been one of the cheapest games made that year. There are basically zero animations, all of the audio is compressed and low quality. There is barely any music, and what ones are here, loop every 10 seconds. There is basically no combat, and the game uses tank controls like RE4. Having to turn your entire body just to move in a direction.

So what makes this game scary? Well for one the lack of animations create an uncanny valley of discomfort. But in general the audio clips and music in the game is just super unsettling. Look up the music for Jimmy's house in this game. Does it sound like a cozy middle class home?

Area 51 is what really scared me at first. The track is this loud dub step type beat on a loop. It's totally barren and empty, aside from a patrolling car who takes you back to spawn if you get caught.

Then you get captured by the aliens. "INTRUDER ALERT" they yell in the background, their arms outstretched. And all you can do is run. You have no way to defend yourself apart from going invisible.

You feel really alone in this game. Unintentionally so because of the budget, but the maps are barren. No life, no energy. The towns are deserted. There are only NPC's when they need to be there for a mission.

But then you look in the background and can see the adults being warped up in the spaceship, just barely out of reach. There is something so unsettling going on here. You are so powerless and alone, and in the background you see people getting abducted. Coupled with the creepy music and uncomfortable cutscenes, this game becomes something more sinister than what it was aiming for.

I'm not really sure what to rank it, but one thing I liked is you can go to the amusement park and ride some rides. Also it was fun to fly around in the rocket ship. So it gets minor points.

But yeah, this game is creepy. I was scared of it for many many years as a kid.

This ranking and review are based on my experience as a year 1 player. The game launched sometime in 2018, which is when I began, some months after initial launch.

I was very on and off with legends after its first 2 years. In 2023 I returned back to the game fully and began spending. It was 100% a problem and I had a gambling addiction.

There was a time where Legends was my most played game. And the 1st year of the game was excellent. 2023 was also a great year overall.

There's a lot this game does wonderfully. It has unique characters not featured in most Dragon Ball media. It has faithful animations that capture the scenes they're recreating. And team building is enjoyable.

Like most gacha games it's unbalanced, but for a long time it wasent too bad. As you had many teams and options to pick from. There were times where this was not the case. When Red Lf Gohan got a Zenkai the meta was broken.

Now the meta is terrible once again with Super 17, Ultra Gohan and Golden Frieza. Teams and banners you spent money on last year are now obsolete.

The game is beautiful visually and it's fun to play, but it does not respect your time, and it has never improved its core mechanics since launch. PVP is probably the worst it has ever been, and there are basically no events or modes right now. The 6th Anniversary is coming up so maybe it can save the game, but they've already lost me.

I feel better now that I quit. It had a very negative impact on my life I would say, aside from one friend I made who played the game.

This half star rating is based on my current impressions of the game. I used to love it. And my addiction is my own fault. I was not strong enough to fight it.


That said, I still see it as predatory now. I can't in good faith recommend it. Just play any other DB game and stay away from this.

This was not the first FE game I played, but it's a remake of one of the first ones so I'll start here.

I was already familiar with the gameplay and mechanics so this experience felt like something I could comfortably run through. One thing I enjoyed is being able to customize anyone into any class. It certainly made the run more interesting. And there was a fair level of challenge even with a large roster of units.

While I enjoyed it, the game felt like a passive experience. The map design wasent anything special, and I didn't care about the story at all.

The biggest issue with this game is how ugly it is. Probably the worst looking Fire Emblem game ever. And on Wii U these bloated visuals are now expanded and stretched out to look worse. The GBA games looked way better.

Good for one playthrough, but nothing more.