screw competitive. Actually screw competitive. This was a beautiful game and story mode in SSB peaked in Subspace Emissary. Super sick animation too.

no Lucas, no Subspace Emissary, no Ice Climbers. Big meh compared to Brawl and Ultimate.

"We will, we will, party u"
- Some Famous Band

I wish it was Wii party... it used to be... now, it's just me party...

bro really put all of his bananas in one basket though

my childhood. my adulthood. it will be my elderly-hood. I will play this game in my GRAVE

Wii Sports Resort has better looking graphics than ever 9th gen game and better gameplay than every game that has ever come out

I played Wii Sports every day for half a decade. You cannot defeat me. I am inevitable.

Kamek gave me Anxiety Disorder

not my jam, but a well made game.

nostalgia go brrrrrrrrrrr

Just as good as the previous one, if not better. 10/10. No flaws. If you haven't played it yet, you're missing out on a surreal, beautiful, explosively delightful experience.

ACTUAL masterpiece. If you have not played it PLAY IT. YOU HAVE TO TRY I DEMAND IT IN THE NAME OF GLADOS

The Stanley Parable Ultra Deluxe, in a word, is "Deluxe."

This is the story of a man named Stanley.

Stanley worked for a company in a big building where he was Employee #427.

Employee #427's job was simple: he sat at his desk in Room 427 and he pushed buttons on a keyboard.

Orders came to him through a monitor on his desk telling him what buttons to push, how long to push them, and in what order.

This is what Employee #427 did every day of every month of every year, and although others may have considered it soul rending,

Stanley relished every moment that the orders came in, as though he had been made exactly for this job.

And Stanley was happy.

And then one day, something very peculiar happened.

Something that would forever change Stanley;

Something he would never quite forget.

He had been at his desk for nearly an hour when he had realized not one single order had arrived on the monitor for him to follow.

No one had shown up to give him instructions, call a meeting, or even say 'hi'. Never in all his years at the company had this happened, this complete isolation.

Something was very clearly wrong. Shocked, frozen solid, Stanley found himself unable to move for the longest time.

But as he came to his wits and regained his senses, he got up from his desk and stepped out of his office.

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is a little silly goofy