Zyphe
2011
2019
2019
A very weird and incredibly niche game that succeeds in everything that it sets out to do. Absolutely incomparable atmosphere, a tense, rewarding and freeform gameplay loop, and consistently engaging writing.
It might not be everyones' cup of tea, but those who like the taste will love it to death.
Also your aunt is in it 😳
It might not be everyones' cup of tea, but those who like the taste will love it to death.
Also your aunt is in it 😳
2017
2017
2014
2021
2020
2022
What a fucking disaster game.
It's godawful, misguided final hours are only comparable to the godawful, unfinished second half of Dark Souls 1....
The absolute joy of exploring its gorgeous world as the map continues to expand around you is also only comparable to Dark Souls 1 (and Hollow Knight actually)...
There are SEVERE problems that this game introduces to the soulslike formula, and worse, reintroduces from Dark Souls 2. Despite that, Elden Ring is so phenomenal in every other aspect that it's genuinely difficult to criticize.
It's godawful, misguided final hours are only comparable to the godawful, unfinished second half of Dark Souls 1....
The absolute joy of exploring its gorgeous world as the map continues to expand around you is also only comparable to Dark Souls 1 (and Hollow Knight actually)...
There are SEVERE problems that this game introduces to the soulslike formula, and worse, reintroduces from Dark Souls 2. Despite that, Elden Ring is so phenomenal in every other aspect that it's genuinely difficult to criticize.
2016
The price of Stellaris (and all Paradox games really) is inexcusable.
This review score is probably severely influenced by Stockholm syndrome but I fucking love this game so much. Nothing else does galactic politics remotely as well (if you have the appropriate dlcs). Species and empire customisation is phenomenal (if you have the appropriate dlcs) and the stories you'll end up telling benefit greatly from the variety.
Family share it from someone already in too deep or spend a week trying to justify the purchase to yourself (it's not worth it).
This review score is probably severely influenced by Stockholm syndrome but I fucking love this game so much. Nothing else does galactic politics remotely as well (if you have the appropriate dlcs). Species and empire customisation is phenomenal (if you have the appropriate dlcs) and the stories you'll end up telling benefit greatly from the variety.
Family share it from someone already in too deep or spend a week trying to justify the purchase to yourself (it's not worth it).
2016
2014
A complete and utter trashfire.
There are a lot of games that misunderstood the appeal of Dark Souls 1, and this is chief amongst them.
Devs heard that people liked the difficulty so they assumed they could make the most boring encounters imaginable if they were hard.
Devs heard that the first game "opens up" after the lordvessel so they gave the players bonfire warping immediately, completely ruining the interconnected world.
Devs heard that the environmental storytelling was impressive so they relied on setpieces and spectacle instead of intrigue and mystery.
This is, without a shred of irony, one of the worst games I've ever played.
There are a lot of games that misunderstood the appeal of Dark Souls 1, and this is chief amongst them.
Devs heard that people liked the difficulty so they assumed they could make the most boring encounters imaginable if they were hard.
Devs heard that the first game "opens up" after the lordvessel so they gave the players bonfire warping immediately, completely ruining the interconnected world.
Devs heard that the environmental storytelling was impressive so they relied on setpieces and spectacle instead of intrigue and mystery.
This is, without a shred of irony, one of the worst games I've ever played.
2013
Love waiting, love incessant padding to every core system, love every new addition being abandoned in favor for a newer one every 6 months.
If you removed the trash you'd have one of the most enjoyable shooters ever made, with incredible movement and build variety. Sadly, the trash is like 80% of the game at this point.
If you removed the trash you'd have one of the most enjoyable shooters ever made, with incredible movement and build variety. Sadly, the trash is like 80% of the game at this point.