I learned that two dogs sometimes weigh more than three dogs and also that I'm an idiot.

Need to go to the eye doctor after racing on Choco Island.

played on NSO SNES

this might be one of my favorite games ever and it's just a breakout clone for the gameboy I'm not joking what's wrong with me

"See that stick? That's Mario."

Played on NSO Gameboy

Playing this game feels like choking on sprite. I love it.

Also on a serious note I think a game with nothing but Mario in a submarine/plane/etc levels would actually be kinda sick? Like I'd play that for sure those levels are the best part of this game.

played on NSO Gameboy (I own the physical game but playing on switch is just easier boohoo)

2017

Ehhhh. This is kinda a nothing game tbh. No reason to play more than a couple hours.

Except the "Get Arms" target game, that part reminds me of Coin Launcher in Smash bros brawl and i love it. If Nintendo sold Coin Launcher as a separate $60 release I'd probably buy it.

God what I would give to play this game as a guy named Jim.

It's like Pac Man, but with religion.

So it's Pac Man.

Played on NSO NES

Fever dream fever dream fever dream

I went in Mario's peanits!

NSO Gameboy

My childhood copy of this game has a massive gash on the artwork. I guess it really is true that every copy of Mario 64 is personalized.

Idk man...the art style is probably the cutest I've ever seen and the drawing as platforming concept is cool, but I was soooo bored towards the end of this. Also the levels sometimes drag and the final boss kinda came out of no where.

Also wtf was up with the monsters with the strange orifices in one of the final levels of the game??? Looked like Kirby gettin pooped out lol

The worst way to play the best Mario Kart game. Play Toad Harbor in Battle Mode if you want a brain aneurysm!

Every character in this game just looks like they'd smell awful.

Played on NSO Genesis

This game is bad. Extreme-G 99 game when?

Played on NSO N64

As much as I want to make fun of this game for being...ya know...Clu Clu Land...I actually kinda like the gameplay. It's like pac-man but different. And anything that even barely resembles pac-man I'm contractually obligated to enjoy.

played on NSO NES