This review contains spoilers

Le good:
-exploration is still pog
-g-mod
-zelda sleeps in a big bed in my house
-wells
-dungeons are alot better
-the depths are cool as shit
-you can make some cool shit the weapon fusion
-pizza


Le bad:
-the uhh switch doesn't like master hand
-theres no real "whats over the horizon" moment since its the same map as botw
-it just feels like what botw should have been
-the 5 "heroes" are bland (why didnt you keep evil yunobo cowards)
-weapon breaking is still here

It tries to be both colony sim and rouglite which makes both sides of the game feel like an average experience

but you can make followers (Charles) eat poop so its goty 2025

wow a pokemon game that respects my time and doesn't stop me with 6 trillion dialogue boxes when I pick up stuff
I can just grab a berry, throw a poke at a tree for some apricots and immediatly jump into stealth grass and throw mudballs at a ugly bidoof without the game ever stopping me trough out these motions.
that said it looks like shit and it doesnt have diglett so its actually bad sorry
but it will surely be the standard for future pokemon games.
right?..
bros?..

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If the game was just Wakka, Yuna, Auron and Tidus I feel like it would be alot better. The other 3 guys literally add nothing to the story. Why is Rikku even there? I know Yuna and Tidus are just dumb teenagers but half their dialogue is just weird and awkward

The story itself is really interesting altough it seems they just gave up trying to make sense towards the end.

Combat is cool except it has the epic meme Final Fantasy of giving alot of debuff and attack options but like 80% of enemies are immune to everything.

I will break the kneecaps of whoever made the lightning dodge and chocobo seagull racing minigame.

Who wanna play sum blitzball tough?

neat relaxing game with some cool looking levels
love the post apocalyptic look of the world in a cutesy game

also kirby is very very very round in this one

well after giving it a second chance

its aite

extremly detailed, true to the source material remake and after 100% completing I can finally say to my childself:

you fucking idiot, you absolute fucker, these games were piss easy how did you ever struggle with them you mongrel you pissbaby

bing bing* blip blip WAHOO!! ding ding bloop YIPPEEE!! boing plip plip do do do dee dee dee power moon sound cap throw bing bing* blip blip WAHOO!! ding ding bloop YIPPEEE!! boing plip plip do do do dee dee dee power moon sound cap throw bing bing* blip blip WAHOO!! ding ding bloop YIPPEEE!! boing plip plip do do do dee dee dee power moon sound cap throw

the battle system is fun but for a platinum game.. I dunno..its missing a lil...a lil something a.. lil spice...and I dont know what it is..

wish some of the bosses in the game had the same or close difficulty level as the final boss of the game


wowie wonder what those lil snail lil dudes do...

wait what do you mean I'm immortal now