Some ingame events are based on the moon phase

Not some ingame moon

The fucking real life moon

Such an utterly deranged schizo mechanic deserves 4 stars

Thank you Kira Miyazaki truely Kino Field

this was my parents way to school

Positives:

I really like the blimp.
Capybara plushie.

Negatives:

I worked at a cement factory and this game is grindier than the fucking rock crusher I worked with. Until you find the automatic extractor the game feels painful.

You don't need to play alot to see every tower variataion and most of them have the exact same layout so exploration gets boring really fast.

Wish there was more enemies or combat, you never really feel threatened by anything.


I like the concept just wish it was done diffrently.


10 YEARS IN THE PUSSY YOU MADE A JOINT

ayyyy I'm just a little guy its my birthday come onnnnn you're not gonna eat a lil birthday boy right?...

alexis play double greatsword jump attack on loop frenzy frenzy frenzy frenzy frenzy frenzy frenzy frenzy frenzy frenzy frenzy frenzy frenzy frenzy frenzy frenzy frenzy frenzy frenzy frenzy frenzy frenzy frenzy frenzy frenzy frenzy frenzy frenzy frenzy frenzy frenzy frenzy frenzy frenzy frenzy frenzy frenzy frenzy frenzy frenzy frenzy frenzy frenzy frenzy frenzy frenzy frenzy

Looks gorgeous, music is poggers and combat feels very active for a turn based game (altough I wish enemies did a bit more), theres fishing AND cooking.

It definitly captured the feeling of older games. It's like chrono trigger had illegal SEX with mario superstar saga. (no I will not look at the inspirations for this game shut up)

It has however a weird as fuck ending that just leaves you with more questions and kicks you in your poor MP filled nuts.

I'm guessing its made like that for a potential sequel?

She trigger my chrono until I superstar




this situation will require a motorcycle/bike grab

the tutorial doesnt tell you SHIT

but it was fun genociding a moth race

This review contains spoilers

yet again the water wraith killed all my pikmin

fuck you u stupid watery dumbass

anyway I loved piking man in this game

odd choice to just reboot the franchise story tough but it was still very fun and looked cool specally the 2 last areas

We stan blue pikmin in this house

The AI fucking SUCKS
I've lost more pikmin under a bridge than trough any enemy

This review contains spoilers

Le good:
-exploration is still pog
-g-mod
-zelda sleeps in a big bed in my house
-wells
-dungeons are alot better
-the depths are cool as shit
-you can make some cool shit the weapon fusion
-pizza


Le bad:
-the uhh switch doesn't like master hand
-theres no real "whats over the horizon" moment since its the same map as botw
-it just feels like what botw should have been
-the 5 "heroes" are bland (why didnt you keep evil yunobo cowards)
-weapon breaking is still here