Why do I always feel like buying "Tiger Woods PGA Tour 2005" and Axe body spray after playing this????

We all dogpile "No Man's Sky" and "Fallout 76" for false advertising but this stung worse. I wouldn't have minded if they were just more upfront about it being a tower-defense strategy game and not the God of War-style brawler they promoted it as, but I think the bait and switch is why people don't remember this as fondly as other Double Fine projects.

I apparently got the “Bad” ending and there’s a bunch of stuff I missed. Despite the weird controls on console and the unreliable camera, this still holds up as one of the best survival horror games. That being said, the only way I beat the boss was by exploiting an ammo glitch the devs put in themselves.

Go play “Wanted: Weapons of Fate”..

Surprisingly ok shooter, especially for a movie tie-in game to BATTLESHIP.

2006

What a fun imaginative FPS! The gravity stuff was throughly fun, would’ve loved more puzzles but even just blasting enemies and watching them fly towards the ground never got old. The portals were also a neat way of segueing the levels, who knows how much they could’ve done had the sequel actually been made 😔 The only real downside is the world isn’t particularly visually interesting when it’s not reincorporating all the Earth stuff that’s spread around the ship.

Progressively gaining the ability to jump higher and run faster is especially fun when you can storm a heavily fortified base and b-line directly to kick the head boss off a building that used to seem impossible. HOWEVER, that's not enough to save this from being an overall tedious experience. If you've played a sandbox game with cheats you've played a better version of this, simply slapping a cel shader on everything doesn't hide how bland this world and characters are. The limited arsenal also feels like a missed opportunity. This only started being fun literally at the very end when I was all powered up, meanwhile most of the game is spent trying to find a way onto a building and looking for orbs to hopefully make the game more fun.

hope you like looking at the same building anywhere you go outside, yuck. The idea of a heist is a potentially great idea but like most of the New Vegas DLC, everything feels like a list of chores.

Can you even how amazing a follow-up game would be on next gen consoles?

This is one of those games you suck horribly at when you're a kid cuz you suck at most games in general but then you get older and realize the controls were ACTUALLY what sucked. It's a shame because the art style and concepts around this game are so fun but even with cheats this just feels like a missed opportunity. Hopefully they'll remake this someday, cmon Jim make it happen.

Like a lot of people, the destruction physics in the demo for this game blew my mind at the time. Playing the main game now... just awful. The driving is some of the worst I've ever played, the combat mechanics are so weak, the level design is repetitive and bland, not even going to comment on the story or characters because those are basically non existent. I wonder if this was meant as a purely multiplayer experience because every aspect of the main game feels like an afterthought. I don't even think every game designed around multiplayer NEEDS a single player campaign because they usually end up feeling like this, why did they even bother? Did anyone like the campaign? It's really sad that those super rough early Call of Duty games have more personality and a sense of epic war scale than this which has more tools to work with. Really a miserable experience, I'll be playing the sequel just to see if they improved anything or at the very least learned to rip off the much better shooters. Fuck this game for wasting my weekend.

A sequel that improves and updates some of the mechanics but overall feels about as aimless if not more than the original. Call the first game dated but at least once you got to the Vegas strip and began plowing through casino hotels, the game delivers on its premise for the most part.

Still effectively creepy, which for a typing game meant to teach the importance of grammar is really saying something.

*it is kinda weird you have to beat the game to unlock multiplayer, a lot of people don't even know this is a party game??