takes place in an anime fantasy world where cops are good.

my younger brother and i played this game all the way through in 2015. when we beat the final boss he shouted "FINALLY!" and slam dunked the game case onto the floorboards, fully shattering it (plastic flying everywhere) (he didn't even notice) (bathing in the blood of his fallen conquest like a viking warrior defeating a hated foe)

devs are terfs.

i played this with my girlfriend watching via screenshare and trying desperately to steer me away from imminent dangers as i wandered headfirst into boss battles while largely unprepared. i call this playstyle "Dumbass and Navigator" and it increased my enjoyment immensely

whoever decided that getting pikmin extinction in the underground retroactively un-collects all the treasure you've gathered i want to put you in the dark and scary hole.

i'm sickeningly bad at metroidvanias but i learned to play them for this game. that's the power of lesbian robots

"CO-DEEEEE i'm OBJECTIVELY IN THE WRONG EIGHTY-FIVE PERCENT OF THE TIME, CO-DEEE! I'M GOING TO SCREAM AT YOU FOR MINOR PERCIEVED TRANSGRESSIONS FOREVER, CO-DEEE!!!! I SOUND LIKE THIS FOR THE WHOLE GAME, CO-DEEEEEE!!!!!!!"
me: wow this game is great if you mute it

everyone who says this game is peak, i'm putting you in the scary jar.

its like if the movie clue was filmed in a spooky house and every five seconds an old man slapped your wrist and told you your mom never loved you

imagine if you ate this beautiful cake in 2011, and then when 2017 came around you were like "i'd love to eat that cake again." but the guy who made the cake was a shambling necromancied beast of what he used to be and just groaned in response and handed you a cake made of fingernail trimmings and baby powder. that's sonic forces.

if i could give this game a big sloppy kiss for existing, i wouldn't do that because i would suck it off instead

i'm not saying this was my lesbian awakening but i'm not not saying that. everything erik wolpaw writes for is peak no exceptions

i didn't see a single fucking devil cry in this game man

i get what everyone's saying about the camera controls, i really do, but have you all considered that mega man legends is my babygirl and she's perfect actually? has anyone thought about this?