The first half is impeccable, the second half is silly but fun.

This game is so full of weird and interesting ideas and yet its story is incredibly stupid. Mad respect to unhinged King Kojima for persuading Sony to give him a blank cheque for this nonsense.

The dungeons are quite boring but the game as a whole is extremely charming and engaging.

They made a pretty but boring arena shooter and made the politics extremely muddy. Best part of the game is the DLC where you return to Rapture.

This score is for the first section alone.

The sections present in the original game remade here are incredible. The additional sections, and the sections that were one or two screens in the original, but stretched here into hours of gameplay, are extremely bad and boring.

Aesthetically great but I'll probably never finish it.

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Nothing compares to you.

BOY/10

0.5 stars deducted because of Stephen Merchant inclusion.

Never managed to beat the end boss because I suck at bullet hell, but the game itself is amazing.

Still obsessively thinking about it nearly a decade later.

It's sick how good From are at this now.