42 Reviews liked by dstrapz


more like the thousand years of backtracking

kraid's lair theme stays on during sex

should be called one mission because it's the first game

Hey Adam, play neo ridley scream 10 hour loop

Why is Metroid blue? I liked him better when he was orange.

samus please stop sticking your arm cannon into everything that has a hole

Envelheceu tão bem quanto um copo de porra deixado ao sol

Play the snes version and don't play as megaman

It's like Genshin Impact but it invented grass so it's better.