genuinely one of the funniest games i've ever played

i'm sorry your parents don't give you enough attention

play this game if u skipped every reading assignment in high school english class and want a manic pixie dream girl gf realllly badly. truly a BADass game!

ooo i'm gonna suck your blood

sexiest game of all time

ahhh i'm gonna throw up

orphans have it rough

i got so efficient at speedrunning this game that i never asked for a pet again

i didn't play it

the new fnaf (but more fun?!)

"this game doesn't innovate on the genre", you say as i start peeling off all your skin

this happened to me

can't have shit in detroit

you're telling me peter jackson made this game all by himself?

baba pls come into my house and rearrange me into something else plsssssssss