glad it starts with a tutorial stage so you can see how horribly mighty controls and immediately bin it

2022

piss poor tetris. for shame

day n nite, the shitty pokemon seem to come out at night

going to walk past somebody with streetpass so it gives them my 9/11 recreation level

how to correctly play warzone:
- get helicopter then crush people on top of prison
- kill that annoying cunt in the watchtower
- if you get a british teammate, make fun of them for the monarchy and say the ira were right
- have a friend who takes the game too seriously and ragequits after 3 matches

D-D-D-Double Dragon, fucking your face, it's time to duke it
Billy and Jimmy Lee, bitch, fighting is useless
'Bout to break out and smash and get my girl back
Fucking now it's time to taste this Sousetsuken
With the lightning speed, you can't be fucking with me
Fucking punch you in the face until my fist bleeds
My bro Jimmy's got my back, he'll always be my brother
He won't think twice about pulling the trigger
New York's gone to shit since the apocalypse hit
Me and my brother are the only people here. legit
Damn, bitch, take this fist, I'm gonna steal your whip
Grab your face and straight kick it like I'm trying to break it, c'mon

I see you're gangsta, I'm pretty gangsta myself (Pow!)
Jimmy Lee and I'm bad for your health
Selflessly devoted member of the Fuck You Club
Clubbing you like a baby seal and cutting you up in the tub

im stuck inside the tree. help where do i go

when wreck it ralph came out, i saw it in theaters with friends and when qbert came on screen i shouted "oh my god it's qbert". needless to say, i don't get any pussy. also this game sucks

this is the best megaman game because there is an easy mode. thank you capcom for making a megaman game for me

if i were president i would break apart the dimps corporation. and then free the guy who did the knunkles raps in sonic adventure 2 who went to jail for weapons possession. unless he's out already idk, either way this game blows

i've beaten this game 3 times and i still don't what you're supposed to do. go into da future or sum shit idk.

this game reminds me of dog shit and getty images

i have to follow an ign walkthrough while playing this game but it lowkey rules if you ignore the fact that it's shit