God I wish irish people were real

I somehow managed to get to plat 1 in the hockey mode and a stranger angrily messaged me to ask how I got there (I am not good at rocket league)

Gameplay is great, but the narrative doesn't get enough credit

Seymour - man literally too dead to die

No bode don't be evil you're so sexy aha

I think it's hilarious how sora and his friends would've straight up drowned at sea if their world wasn't swallowed by darkness

I remember getting the black robes as a kid and thinking it was the best thing I'd ever done

It probably was tbh

It would be cool if the rabbit that ellie killed had a daughter who also went on a murderous tirade across seattle to get revenge

It's okay cos kingdom hearts 4 is gonna fix it hurrah

Everyone in this looks like they're from longford

This review was written before the game released

This review contains spoilers

Shaggy's special move isn't just him shagging the opponent

WHAT DO YOU MEAN SHADOW DIES IF YOU DON'T WAIT WTF

Zidane is literally just a young donald trump (pervert)

I personally think ben's bad ending isn't enough

There should be a disclaimer on the box that says "only good if you have internet access. do not buy this as a christmas present for justin; he will not like it"