The entire naboo section with the gunguns is like a lunatic child's fever dream

Tseng using that fuckin monster of a computer is hilarious when compared to the technology in remake

Not listening to the lore and immediately attacking the talking fish at the end is the best way to play this

I spent hours as a child trying to shoot the guy out of the zebra stripe taxi only to learn recently that you unlock the car immediately after the mission ends

Love not being able to swim in games it's probably my favorite thing ever

I dont like this because I am not good at it

There should be a disclaimer on the box that says "only good if you have internet access. do not buy this as a christmas present for justin; he will not like it"

I personally think ben's bad ending isn't enough

Zidane is literally just a young donald trump (pervert)

WHAT DO YOU MEAN SHADOW DIES IF YOU DON'T WAIT WTF

This review was written before the game released

This review contains spoilers

Shaggy's special move isn't just him shagging the opponent

Everyone in this looks like they're from longford

It's okay cos kingdom hearts 4 is gonna fix it hurrah

It would be cool if the rabbit that ellie killed had a daughter who also went on a murderous tirade across seattle to get revenge