lavabro
441 Reviews liked by lavabro
Bayonetta 2
2014
I love ass and tits
Chinese Parents
2018
My parents have no expectations for me and I still a failure. Just like real life.
-2 king lions
-0.5 lions in general
+1 booba
+0.5 chainsaw
-0.5 lions in general
+1 booba
+0.5 chainsaw
I grinded out mini games so I could skip the levels I couldn't beat
gay fist of the north star
I knocked this game down by half a star because the last bit of post game made me want to do terrible things
The long awaited follow up to Chinese Parents. Fuiyoh!!
:(
Resident Evil 2
2019
This game made me realize a few things.
1. I am a massive pussy
2. I am a dumbass
3. I am a simp
Overall good game
1. I am a massive pussy
2. I am a dumbass
3. I am a simp
Overall good game
Vampire Survivors
2022
this game is literally just heroin
The ending felt like a fever dream. It's like they took the endings from 5 different animes and put it all together to make one clusterfuck. I still kinda liked it though
better than xenoblade 3
5 year old Sasuke almost ended my run
Dead Cells
2018
It really makes you FEEL like you're the dead cell
This game brings out all the demons within me. I start insulting people with insults I didn't even know existed.