Games I Will Force Hilda To Play
Everything but the first 44 games are very very bad and potentially offensive, but hildas must endure
256 Games
I don't know what this is
Played April 12:
I still don't know what this is
Played April 12:
I still don't know what this is
Finished august 29th:
Well hildas if youre reading this it was an honor and a pleasure to show you one of my favorite things in the world and i hope you had a good time. It was a very memorable experience and i had a blast reliving the game.
Well hildas if youre reading this it was an honor and a pleasure to show you one of my favorite things in the world and i hope you had a good time. It was a very memorable experience and i had a blast reliving the game.
Feb 2024
Hilda (depressed): if i played russian roulette i wouldnt be scared
Hilda (depressed): if i played russian roulette i wouldnt be scared
Played April 7th:
Dbd is the only game that makes me feel like im working a 9 to 5 office job, and I only watched hilda play
Dbd is the only game that makes me feel like im working a 9 to 5 office job, and I only watched hilda play
October 18th:
They had the gall to wrangle together a game that couldnt even take itself seriously for half a second with zero atmosphere and no redeeming qualities and even still they had the audacity to make a joke of the Andes rugby team mountain crash. Also, werewolves? Wolves? No... just generic gmod creatures... absolute puke.
A man cut off his arm- dramatic action. Zero gravity. Also, he would die. From shock. I wish he did.
They had the gall to wrangle together a game that couldnt even take itself seriously for half a second with zero atmosphere and no redeeming qualities and even still they had the audacity to make a joke of the Andes rugby team mountain crash. Also, werewolves? Wolves? No... just generic gmod creatures... absolute puke.
A man cut off his arm- dramatic action. Zero gravity. Also, he would die. From shock. I wish he did.
Played june 6th:
I hate amnesia and i hate their games and i hate reading 500 notes and i hate world war 1 and i hate the french and i hate that gay glasses dude that died in a gay fashion and i hate finding keys and i hate the gun you only use to shoot barrels and doors and i hate that awful awful awful wet shit of an ending that i stayed up to watch but i do like world whirls guy.
I hate amnesia and i hate their games and i hate reading 500 notes and i hate world war 1 and i hate the french and i hate that gay glasses dude that died in a gay fashion and i hate finding keys and i hate the gun you only use to shoot barrels and doors and i hate that awful awful awful wet shit of an ending that i stayed up to watch but i do like world whirls guy.
Played may 28th:
It was a bit boring to watch because it was pretty much just doom inside a house with some weird things occasionally. I thought it might be creepier, but i dont much sbout doom so i cant attest to it really.
It was a bit boring to watch because it was pretty much just doom inside a house with some weird things occasionally. I thought it might be creepier, but i dont much sbout doom so i cant attest to it really.
you didnt play this.
December 28th
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postar. uh oh. freeky....
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oh... my word. i wish there was a beautiful closet woman to comfort me. but that would never happen.
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im so excited to get out of this hallway! by goodness, im almost there!
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oh... my word. i wish there was a beautiful closet woman to comfort me. but that would never happen.
Febuary something 2024
Cunt I Am hildas best friend do NOT play games. Alone in the Dark? What the fuck is this? Any hildabro would KNOW that she loves quiche and would KNOW that her favorite game is pokemon. Get your pink out of my stink
Cunt I Am hildas best friend do NOT play games. Alone in the Dark? What the fuck is this? Any hildabro would KNOW that she loves quiche and would KNOW that her favorite game is pokemon. Get your pink out of my stink
Probably not bad but since hilda just LOVES Texas chainsaw massacre so much I am sure she will have a blast
Played may 29th:
No useful tutorials or map preview makes for the most confusing online horror game ive ever seen. Several mechanics just straight up were not explained and theres no explanation online. Seems like it could be fun but someone needs to write a breakdown on what youre supposed to do in this game.
BUBBA SWEEP!!
Played may 29th:
No useful tutorials or map preview makes for the most confusing online horror game ive ever seen. Several mechanics just straight up were not explained and theres no explanation online. Seems like it could be fun but someone needs to write a breakdown on what youre supposed to do in this game.
BUBBA SWEEP!!
The trial is trying to get this piece of shit to download
Played at a date
orbos dream.... shot straight like an arrow, across lava and cliffs and offices..... peeb....
orbos dream.... shot straight like an arrow, across lava and cliffs and offices..... peeb....
May 13th 2024
OH.... MY... JOSH! talk about a HAPY ENDING! oppa bird and everyone is okay. Banbalina was CHEATING on banban with janjan. you just dont know who to trust nowadays. Im also addicted to cigarettes.
OH.... MY... JOSH! talk about a HAPY ENDING! oppa bird and everyone is okay. Banbalina was CHEATING on banban with janjan. you just dont know who to trust nowadays. Im also addicted to cigarettes.
Played june 1st:
I was looking forward to it but nothing really makes any sense and the hook feels like it doesnt exist. The dialogue feels stilted and offputting and none of the jokes landed. There is no horror or sense of anticipation. I have never ever ever gotten bored with a game but i got too restless to even continue watching. Really, really weird execution.
I was looking forward to it but nothing really makes any sense and the hook feels like it doesnt exist. The dialogue feels stilted and offputting and none of the jokes landed. There is no horror or sense of anticipation. I have never ever ever gotten bored with a game but i got too restless to even continue watching. Really, really weird execution.
Pickle chu
Played may 30th:
I fell asleep and it was such a good sleep.
Didnt even make it to the breeding grounds however, where the game really goes to die..... gollum, gollum....
I fell asleep and it was such a good sleep.
Didnt even make it to the breeding grounds however, where the game really goes to die..... gollum, gollum....
Played july 25th:
This was like a strange bugsnax esque game but the implied religious symbolism was strange
This was like a strange bugsnax esque game but the implied religious symbolism was strange
SAW!!!!! I wanna play a game!!!!! Lol
Played March 24th
i hate this.
Played March 24th
i hate this.
September 23rd
I want mineral ter! I want italy photo and couch. Trips ~fabulous~ home continues to be full of silliness. I am going to clip into your balcony now, okay.
I want mineral ter! I want italy photo and couch. Trips ~fabulous~ home continues to be full of silliness. I am going to clip into your balcony now, okay.
Dec 25th
This isnt funny any longer
sad, sad tears of a clown.
whirlpool of
sadness
hildas, deflated
defeated
emptied of joy
button puzzle
This isnt funny any longer
sad, sad tears of a clown.
whirlpool of
sadness
hildas, deflated
defeated
emptied of joy
button puzzle
Played April 27th:
Found a game I played in my childhood.
.. was my Sims kingdom but I win
Found a game I played in my childhood.
.. was my Sims kingdom but I win
I have an excellent on Jitterbug on hard, my only claim to fame
Played on April 7th: hilda got so overwhelmed after 3 songs that she just gave up and watched me play
Played on April 7th: hilda got so overwhelmed after 3 songs that she just gave up and watched me play
Jan 11th
We are gathered here today to remember our dear friend, Frogger. This tombstone is for one half of him. And this tombstone, the other. For he was split in two by a spike machine. May D carry his soul to another plane. Amen.
We are gathered here today to remember our dear friend, Frogger. This tombstone is for one half of him. And this tombstone, the other. For he was split in two by a spike machine. May D carry his soul to another plane. Amen.
Feb 10th 2024
RIP DOWN ALL THE PAINTINGS. HURRY. SEXUAL CONTENT WARNING. WET USELESS WOMEN WAITING FOR YOU!
RIP DOWN ALL THE PAINTINGS. HURRY. SEXUAL CONTENT WARNING. WET USELESS WOMEN WAITING FOR YOU!
Played at a point in january 2024
okay guys. so, you might think my itchio game is normal, but actually when you walk outside youll notice something wacky. Thats right, SHOES. on the ground! Ok, so thats crazy. But it wasnt crazy enough. My house? Its freaky. I go in there, and theres blood on the walls and shit! It wasnt there before oooo. But i'll go further. Freaky fucking jpg! Now youre really freaked. I cant stop myself guys.... SLAVERY. oh yeah, now thats scary.
okay guys. so, you might think my itchio game is normal, but actually when you walk outside youll notice something wacky. Thats right, SHOES. on the ground! Ok, so thats crazy. But it wasnt crazy enough. My house? Its freaky. I go in there, and theres blood on the walls and shit! It wasnt there before oooo. But i'll go further. Freaky fucking jpg! Now youre really freaked. I cant stop myself guys.... SLAVERY. oh yeah, now thats scary.
Played july 18th:
Is mort any less of a chicken for being a hero? He saves us, the children.....he walked on water. He walked on cubes. we wouldnt be anything without his courage.
Is mort any less of a chicken for being a hero? He saves us, the children.....he walked on water. He walked on cubes. we wouldnt be anything without his courage.
Played 29th feb 2024
she killed her self. or not. its so #funny and #crazey when girls jump off roofs. apathy is the best approach to this situation. after all why should i distrust someone with such a strong hand on the pulse of the mentally disturbed. YOU go crazy.
she killed her self. or not. its so #funny and #crazey when girls jump off roofs. apathy is the best approach to this situation. after all why should i distrust someone with such a strong hand on the pulse of the mentally disturbed. YOU go crazy.
Played in march or something
Who cares.
Who cares.
Played september 11th 2001
asshole game
asshole game
What the fuck is this
Played may 24th:
Oouuuuuuuhh oouuuhhhhh nooooooo.... noooooooooo.....
Played may 24th:
Oouuuuuuuhh oouuuhhhhh nooooooo.... noooooooooo.....
"Jesse we have to cook" - hilda (white)
Played March 27th: Gordon was a very. Proud. Man.
Played March 27th: Gordon was a very. Proud. Man.
Played march 29th 2024
They should of built up to the driving out of bound weathertenko mario 64 speedrun any percent glitchless abney27 summoningsalt luigi circuit blindfolded raimbow road 1flap canonless beat strats
They should of built up to the driving out of bound weathertenko mario 64 speedrun any percent glitchless abney27 summoningsalt luigi circuit blindfolded raimbow road 1flap canonless beat strats
Played April 25th:
I don't know why I keep putting these here. They're not even funny.
I don't know why I keep putting these here. They're not even funny.
These two are gonna be a real hoot
Played April 18th:
Might i speak to the manager about the failure prostitute i just witnessed who could only scissor and nothing more. Yes, i know she cant afford mouth animations, but surely she can work something out.
Played April 18th:
Might i speak to the manager about the failure prostitute i just witnessed who could only scissor and nothing more. Yes, i know she cant afford mouth animations, but surely she can work something out.
Played April 4th: you move very slow and there's so many invisible walls.
Played october 31st
rhe worst day of my life, i saw her. An angel in human* form. Squirting her gun at all my foes. And then i saw another one. Doing the same thing, with a different gun. And oh... could she ever jump. was i not impressed...
¹she looked bad.
rhe worst day of my life, i saw her. An angel in human* form. Squirting her gun at all my foes. And then i saw another one. Doing the same thing, with a different gun. And oh... could she ever jump. was i not impressed...
¹she looked bad.
Played april 29th:
Game was suprisingly cute but i beaned it out of there quick
Game was suprisingly cute but i beaned it out of there quick
♡♡MY PXSSY IN BIO♡♡
Jan 12th 2024
This game LIED on its steam store page and it isnt even close to being as cool as honey select or my FAVORITE GAME Live Stream One AND Two and it was STUPID and I hated it and it was really, really, very, bad. You ARE responsible. Dont even lie to me
This game LIED on its steam store page and it isnt even close to being as cool as honey select or my FAVORITE GAME Live Stream One AND Two and it was STUPID and I hated it and it was really, really, very, bad. You ARE responsible. Dont even lie to me
Played june 7th:
I was painting. There was a cargo bay and a man and a friend and the friend kept dying and oh my godness... got thing'd. No puppy! Sad!
I was painting. There was a cargo bay and a man and a friend and the friend kept dying and oh my godness... got thing'd. No puppy! Sad!
Could be fun
Played sometime in june:
A pretty blatant attempt to cash in on acnh success but the tutorials were insanely long and outside of that, there wasnt much to interact with
Played sometime in june:
A pretty blatant attempt to cash in on acnh success but the tutorials were insanely long and outside of that, there wasnt much to interact with
we need to make a hilda world
Feb 8th
GOD. WHERE. IS THE. CHUPICABRA. WHERES THE SPY ISLAND. WHERE IS IT, WHERE DID YOU HIDE HER. WHERES THE PUPPY OUTFIT, THE DRACULAS. IVE BEEN MOVING FORWSRD AND YOUVE BEEN MOVING BACK
Feb 8th
GOD. WHERE. IS THE. CHUPICABRA. WHERES THE SPY ISLAND. WHERE IS IT, WHERE DID YOU HIDE HER. WHERES THE PUPPY OUTFIT, THE DRACULAS. IVE BEEN MOVING FORWSRD AND YOUVE BEEN MOVING BACK
April 24 2024
Reminds me of hypnospace, very darling passion project
Reminds me of hypnospace, very darling passion project
Played september 1st:
Holy fucign shit dhe .jumped that .cat off so many buildings
Holy fucign shit dhe .jumped that .cat off so many buildings
Played may 18th:
You can push people into the water and they will die and drop eggs. And then, nothing...
You can push people into the water and they will die and drop eggs. And then, nothing...
Played august 4th:
FUCK YOU JORDAN HANGTIME.
FUCK YOU JORDAN HANGTIME.
At my local grocery store there is a place where you could dump off children, and my mom left me there a few times while she was running errands. They had a ps2 with this and the Robots (movie) game and I played them frequently. I remember being mystified with stuarts skateboard.
Played March 27th: hildas mind is so fucked
Played March 27th: hildas mind is so fucked
Played april 29th:
this pig is so lonely and everyone hates her and wont tell her that shes going to die. RAT?
Played august 8th:
My poor demented woman and her festering aerola disease suffers a grand mal seizure with every orgasm... SAD.
My poor demented woman and her festering aerola disease suffers a grand mal seizure with every orgasm... SAD.
Feb 2024
JANE... SHEs gonna Kill Jeff and Kidnap his brother Its Time for the Sneaking section i zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
JANE... SHEs gonna Kill Jeff and Kidnap his brother Its Time for the Sneaking section i zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Jan 10th
Really cool. Really scary. Really egg-like and really colors.
Really cool. Really scary. Really egg-like and really colors.
Played April 12:
If you wanna be my lover if you wanna be my lover if you wanna be my lover if you wanna be my lover if you wanna be my lover if you
If you wanna be my lover if you wanna be my lover if you wanna be my lover if you wanna be my lover if you wanna be my lover if you
Play April 23rd:
Push barrel up hill for more information about our scary baddie boobie game
Push barrel up hill for more information about our scary baddie boobie game
Played may 30th:
Sopranos knowledge 0 but was expecting worse. Controls like Yakuza ripping GTA's eyes out. but theres massive chest in this game WITH. NIPPLE. oh my god! Squirt.
Sopranos knowledge 0 but was expecting worse. Controls like Yakuza ripping GTA's eyes out. but theres massive chest in this game WITH. NIPPLE. oh my god! Squirt.
Played october 11th
oh my lady, clantly boobed. Unfortunately, was your voice not annoyin. how sad.
oh my lady, clantly boobed. Unfortunately, was your voice not annoyin. how sad.
Feb 1st
The long lasted emotional struggle between wanting to play monkey ball, and masturbate. finally solved. Thanks man.
The long lasted emotional struggle between wanting to play monkey ball, and masturbate. finally solved. Thanks man.
Played April 21st:
This game had a really bad atmosphere to it, so much so that I didn't get to laugh at it being funny. Very uncomfortable but not how the game intended
This game had a really bad atmosphere to it, so much so that I didn't get to laugh at it being funny. Very uncomfortable but not how the game intended
Played november 30th
Failed quota. Sucked so hard. Skipped tutorial. Walteer
Failed quota. Sucked so hard. Skipped tutorial. Walteer
Played may 21st:
I thought this might be similar to ao oni but it wasnt
I was playing dinkum.... my pleep grew up into a big pleep. yayaayayay
I thought this might be similar to ao oni but it wasnt
I was playing dinkum.... my pleep grew up into a big pleep. yayaayayay
I played this as a child and loved it.. should of been a red herring, with the squirting mechanic and all
Played match 26th: the game froze and she lost all her progress. NOOO.... she hated the squirtibg part she can't handle it. But oh, i can.
Played match 26th: the game froze and she lost all her progress. NOOO.... she hated the squirtibg part she can't handle it. But oh, i can.
I wanted her to play Babe ps2.
Played 4/20:
Do you see that? Yeah.... thats right. You know
Played 4/20:
Do you see that? Yeah.... thats right. You know
Played september 1st:
That horror was sorted. Battleship time!
That horror was sorted. Battleship time!
Played feb 29th 2024
Carol was put through so much. Shot at with fireworks and hit by a car. Reduced to a life of brain cancer. But she did what others couldnt do, put that bastard Bill behind bars. She will never see her precious bird again, but shes flying high. Sue. Don. Ron. Her brother, potentially named Gary. You dont ever win the game once youre in it. But you can still... make... things... right.
and i raaaaan. I ran so far ☆awaaay☆ i just RAAAAN.... i couldnt get awaaaaay. couldnt get away..... i walk along da aveneue... never thought id meet a girl like youuuuUu meet a girl like yoaauu... red ahyhrhi and shjsh eyes... the kind of eyes that hyp.no.tize me thruuuu. Hypnotize me throughhhh and I Raaannn i ran so far awayyyy i just raaaan i ran all night and adaaay
Carol was put through so much. Shot at with fireworks and hit by a car. Reduced to a life of brain cancer. But she did what others couldnt do, put that bastard Bill behind bars. She will never see her precious bird again, but shes flying high. Sue. Don. Ron. Her brother, potentially named Gary. You dont ever win the game once youre in it. But you can still... make... things... right.
and i raaaaan. I ran so far ☆awaaay☆ i just RAAAAN.... i couldnt get awaaaaay. couldnt get away..... i walk along da aveneue... never thought id meet a girl like youuuuUu meet a girl like yoaauu... red ahyhrhi and shjsh eyes... the kind of eyes that hyp.no.tize me thruuuu. Hypnotize me throughhhh and I Raaannn i ran so far awayyyy i just raaaan i ran all night and adaaay
Played august 7th:
I painted and hello kitty was busy rescueing. Werked her tail off in several different fits. Stopped bombs and missiles, violence and terror. All with that golden hammer.
I painted and hello kitty was busy rescueing. Werked her tail off in several different fits. Stopped bombs and missiles, violence and terror. All with that golden hammer.
Played july 12th:
There were so many tears. So much sadness. Visceral embarassment to the hands of Pig. But there could only be one to win the Slop Bucket Challenge. One who slopped it better than anyone ever could. And that person was, of course... Player.
There were so many tears. So much sadness. Visceral embarassment to the hands of Pig. But there could only be one to win the Slop Bucket Challenge. One who slopped it better than anyone ever could. And that person was, of course... Player.
Played june 8th:
I was playing a game and listening to her play... hearing about sexist ghosts haunting frat women was more entertaining than anything i would of witnessed
I was playing a game and listening to her play... hearing about sexist ghosts haunting frat women was more entertaining than anything i would of witnessed
Played on august 3rd:
Oh my god he was a killer. Oh ym christ. All those apple children.
Oh my god he was a killer. Oh ym christ. All those apple children.
Played september 24th
Rpg maker games are presents from heaven onto earth. Ideas likes miles edgeworth, connecting all the shells. And the north easts.
Rpg maker games are presents from heaven onto earth. Ideas likes miles edgeworth, connecting all the shells. And the north easts.
53 Comments
I'M NOT PLAYING FUCKING ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS
@Hilda what could possibly be bad about chipwrecked!!!!!
it's a ??rhythm game??? can you play with DDR pad?
it'll be fun!
it's a ??rhythm game??? can you play with DDR pad?
it'll be fun!
Dead By Daylight and the Arthur game being added feel so mean spirited
I'd love to see that list but regardless I'm keeping him in my thoughts and prayers <3 but it would be very funny if you also made him play floigan bros. Although,, Hilda is my online friend so it's acceptable to spam her 24/7 with floigan threats, however I would be worried about the repercussions if I lived with them :P
@BEAUTIFULBRUTE Maybe someday I can convince myself to play it when I buy an adapter for my ddr pad that for my own sake hopefully doesn't work anymore
@BlazingWaters I spent years of my life in dead by daylight but some people would rather see me fall in the hole I climbed out of for so long
@BlazingWaters I spent years of my life in dead by daylight but some people would rather see me fall in the hole I climbed out of for so long
@BlazingWaters this is enrichment for Hildas (:
It's funny 'cause the first three games seem at the bare minimun very fun, and then the flood gates are opened by Alvin and its friends.
I have no idea what even Mr Tomatos, and frankly, I am VERY scared to know.
I have no idea what even Mr Tomatos, and frankly, I am VERY scared to know.
@DemonAndGames the first 3 are some of my favorite pieces of art that I genuinely wanna show my friend here but the others are just funny lol
@moschidae <3 i understand
@Hilda ahh, well me & moschidae are the new founders of the get-hilda-an-adapter-for-ddr-pad-and-if-that-one-doesn't-work-a-whole-brand-new-one foundation. accepting sponsors
@Hilda ahh, well me & moschidae are the new founders of the get-hilda-an-adapter-for-ddr-pad-and-if-that-one-doesn't-work-a-whole-brand-new-one foundation. accepting sponsors
Buying hilda a ddr pad the SECOND I get my disability check next month
Buying myself a dramatically lit chair to sit in
we are fucking sponsored by ms. lemons !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that arthuer and the invisibles stream was insane
Shoutout to Wayne, now I don't have to rummage through Wikipedia to find gems like arthur and floigan bros
Water Horse and Charlotte's web forever stuck in my brain. Also found out wikipedia diving that the dudes who founded the studio that made the original Shadowman, dipped and made a new studio, which then made cheap ass games, including Water Horse and Charlotte's web
Oh my god, im actually shocked by that. What a coincidence... Water Horse/Shadowman crossover when..?
Oh yeah, and thank you for reminding me that I need to make Hilda play Babe as well. I'm sure she'll love it (:
Oh yeah, and thank you for reminding me that I need to make Hilda play Babe as well. I'm sure she'll love it (:
This has nothing to do with anything but they're making a Beverley Hills Chihuahua for adult straight men called Strays. i must remember it.
You don’t REALLY have to though…
Keep talking like that and I'll make you watch Strays
I’ll hopefully be catching some instead
Will Feral (changed his name for the movie) is in it. You will watch Strays.
You should add Wo Long I think it'd be kinda fucked up
Keep talking like that and someone is getting locked in the cupboard again ! Or put into a jar.
A worthy sacrifice for a mere cupboard
Does anyone else have any more bad game recommendations that are short-ish. I'm running out of ideas.
How short?
Uhhh like, 2 hours or less preferably
Barbie secret agent because CURS wouldn’t finish it when i tried to make em play even though he almost beat it !!!!!!!
BEAUTIFULBRUTE
1 year ago
now i feel inspired to do the same with CURSE ..... if i don't make the list... know it is happening slowly but surely